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Warm F*cking Wishes Christmas Card

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Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49
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International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Leave 'em in fucking stitches.

Send a sweary season's greetings with our delightfully offensive Warm F*cking Wishes Card! Ideal for gifting amongst your tight-knit group of friends. You know, the ones who sprinkle cuss words into conversations, like it's fucking confetti.

  • Warm Fucking Wishes Winter Holiday Card
  • Front: "Warm Wishes" in script lettering, with fucking cleverly stitched into the winter beanie, which is sandwiched between the two words.
  • Inside: Blank for a personalized message.
  • Printed on really nice fucking paper with flashy soy-based inks, accompanied by a shimmery copper envelope
  • Eco-friendly. Women-owned small business.
  • Made in the USA!

Don't feel like a knit-wit! At first glance, you may not even notice the swear word stitched onto this stylish winter hat. After all, that wall of pink and fancy font almost threw us off too!

Includes one A2 size folded card, printed on premium 100lb paper. Measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Our Warm Fucking Wishes Card comes with a fancy-schmancy metallic envelope with a deep euro flap.

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