You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card
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You are an inspiration!
Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go Fuck Themselves Greeting Cards and send them to these magical creatures in your life!
Even magical unicorns needed to be reminded how great they are sometimes!
- Made in the USA!
- Printed on premium 100lb crème colored goodness paper
- Printed with soy based inks
- Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
- Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
- Blank inside
One card. Our special You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card is flown and created in sunny Los Angeles by a badass chick!
