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You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49
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Shipping FAQ's

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $75. $4.99 on orders under $75. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $75 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $75 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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You are an inspiration!

Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go Fuck Themselves Greeting Cards and send them to these magical creatures in your life!

Even magical unicorns needed to be reminded how great they are sometimes!

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb crème colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

One card. Our special You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card is flown and created in sunny Los Angeles by a badass chick!

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