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Stocking Stuffers

The Best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for your friends and family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make this year the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!  Small gifts perfect for stuffing stockings for everyone on your list!

Book Club Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

Rule #1 - There is no Book Club Our Book Club Cocktail Napkins are perfect for your next book reading review. The pie chart humorously, but clearly, shows what really happens at book clubs. We’re still gonna call it a “book club,”...

Mail An Instant Snowball Christmas Card

$5.99

Mail a snowball! Share the joy of snow with our Official North Pole Mail A Snowball Christmas Card! Just add 1/4 cup of water and be prepared for a snowy surprise. Snow will grow to 100x its size (roughly the size of a snowball). This card is so much...

Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game

$12.99

Don't get caught holding the Dik Dik! Let's play a game and embrace natures naughty side with our hilarious Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game! It's a hilarious card game for grown-ups who love nature and a little naughtiness! You're guaranteed to laugh! We...

I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

Watch your step! The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's...

Ketchup Candy Canes

$7.99

Would you like a side of fries with that? The only candy cane to eat with french fries!  Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavored candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies...  Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else!  We've become quite concerned when you involve other...

Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$22.99

Ms. Pac-Man is back from the 80's! Wacka wacka wacka, hurry up and get a power pellet before those ghosts catch up to her! Play our Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive some fantastic memories of yesteryear or discover a vintage classic that held the whole...

Official World's Smallest Care Bear

$6.99

Classic fun with a retro gift! Our bright World's Smallest Care Bears are your favorite group of colorful and caring bears that just got a lot smaller! Spread some love or beat the bluest of blues with Cheer Bear, Funshine Bear, Share Bear and Grumpy...

The Golden Girls Magnet Set

$9.99

Dorothy! Put your favorite Golden Girls foursome on your fridge, office or any magnetic surface!  This magnet set will take you back as you recreate moments of the Golden Girls and their irreverent stories in their Miami home. The magnet set...

Tiny Arcade Pole Position

$22.99

Start! If you are like us, hours were spent throwing tokens into Pole Position at Chuck E. Cheese, at least a good decade before we were able to drive! The most exciting gift of 2019 (or our lifetime)  You'll almost be able to smell the 80's as...

Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain

$22.99

@!#?@!  - Qbert Play the iconic game like you're in the 80's with our Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain. Even kids now know who Qbert is thanks to his awesome cameo in the Wreck-It Ralph movies! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size...

UFO Cow Abduction

$12.99

Beam Up Your Bovine - With Light and Sound! Our udderly fantastic UFO Cow Abduction Kit is an out-of-this-world gift for sci-fi lovers! Loaded with lights and special effects Steven Spielberg would be proud of! It features:  A mini spaceship,...

Why Did I Leave The House Retro Keychain

$7.99

Why leave the comforts of home? Our vintage-styled Why Did I Leave The House Retro Keychain is perfect for the all introverts inside of us. Why did I make these plans? Yes, it's fun to go out and see friends and family but sometimes it's just better to...

World's Smallest Elf On The Shelf

$7.99

Honey, we shrunk the elf! The World's Smallest the Elf on the shelf is a timeless Christmas classic... and then we shrunk him!  Move him around the house every night, so he can report to Santa who is naughty and who is nice! We already know... A...

Christmas Story Quote Pencils

$6.99

'Fra-Gee-Lay!' It Must Be Italian! Our Christmas Story Pencils are a tribute to the American classic Christmas Story movie. The movie is probably one of the most quoted around the holidays with it's hilarious wit and festive humor! These pencils make a...

CYMK Pen

$7.99

Sketch in full color! Every color can be created by combining the 4 colours; Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & Black. Change inks with the sliding selectors, coloured ink tubes in the clear nib provide visual confirmation. Experiment, doodle, sketch, get...

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg RBG Dissent Mints

$3.99

Against the grain with freshness! These Dissent Mints feature Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wearing her dissent collar. When she doesn't agree with the rest of the court, she has a special jabot (ornamental frill) she wears. These mints...

Magic Snowball Card

$5.99

Send your friends a snowball! What if you could mail someone a snowball? Now, with our Magic Snowball Card, you can! Just add 1/4 cup of water and be prepared for a snowy surprise. Snow will grow to 100x its size (roughly the size of a snowball). This...

President Donald Trump Toy Doll

$9.99

The greatest collectible toy for both FANS and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say.  Maybe send one of these to Pelosi or Schiff.....

Ralphie Bunny Suit Pop-Up Christmas Story Card

$5.99

The pink nightmare that we all love! Make all their wishes come true with our Ralphie Bunny Suit Pop-Up Christmas Card... because unlike a bunny suit, a card is always the perfect fit! Inspired by The Christmas Story, this hilarious pop-up is sure to...

Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$6.99

Make Your Memos Great Again! Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House, you'll be on your way to Make Your Memos Great Again...

Trump's Fake News Stamper

$12.99

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time.  A tremendous gift.  It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals! It's not weak like other stampers,...

World's Smallest Pictionary

$6.99

Get drawing! Introducing World’s Smallest Pictionary!  The beloved game of quick sketches and hilarious guesses is now available in the world’s smallest size.  The goal of this classic game is to guess what the...

Adulting Is Googling Retro Keychain

$7.99

The internet is my BFF Our Adulting Is Googling Retro Keychain is straight to the point. None of us really know what's going on but at least we have the internet. Not sure what some random acronym is being thrown at your on social media? Easy... just...

Cats Wouldn't Text Back Retro Keychain

$7.99

Purr-haps Catrick Swayze is Litter-ate Our vintage-styled Cats Wouldn't Text Back Retro Keychain hits you right in the feels with the reality that your cat wouldn't care enough to text you back if they could. The only texts you'd probably get would be...

Cookies + Bourbon Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

Cookies and bourbon? OMW! Our seasonal Cookies + Bourbon Christmas Party Cocktail Napkins are the perfect accoutrement for your next holiday party! Now you can wipe up any bourbon spills and delicately dab the corners of your mouth after you eat a...

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full Pencil Set

$2.99

The hap, hap, happiest Christmas! Our festive red and green Merry Christmas Pencils are an ode to the Christmas Vacation movie. If you've seen it, you know exactly what the reference is. If you haven't seen it, watch it as soon as possible... it's a...

Pencils For First World Problems

$9.99

Awwww.... Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of the world, they'll still find a way to complain about it. The shower loses hot water after an hour or...

Retro TV Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Carry all for your purse! It may look like a T.V. right out of your grandparent's house...  but that's just an illusion!  Stuff your headphones, arcade tokens, cold hard cash, or mints in this carry case and toss it in your purse or bag!...

Apartment Sweet Apartment Retro Keychain

$7.99

Delivery food tastes better in apartments Our vintage-styled Apartment Sweet Apartment Keychain is perfect for apartment dwellers, burghers and city slickers! Oh yes, the apartment is the cozy snuggle base with views. No lawn work and walking distance...

I Read So I Can School Your Ass Sticker

$3.99

Leave me alone, I'm reading Our I Read So I Can School Your Ass Sticker is perfect for book lovers, bookworms and anyone that just can't put a good book down. This extremely durable, vinyl sticker looks great on laptops, cars, coffee mugs, tablets and...

Iridescent Glux

$6.99

Prismatic Super Putty Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to...

Mac & Cheese Candy

$5.99

This is just so cheesy! When I make boxed mac & cheese, I always add a ton of extra butter and milk.  My boyfriend on the other hand thinks he does - but yeah no.  I like mine like a cheesy soup with pasta elbows.  Anyone else with me...

Sloth Bandages

$5.99

Born to be mild! Sloth Bandages are the cutest fix for your next bump or scrape. The happy and smiling little touch makes it easier to calm kids down when they get a small cut. Just pull off the back, apply and smile. Kids of all ages will enjoy wearing...

Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

$12.99

Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. This hilarious housewarming or hostess...

World's Smallest Barbie Dreamhouse

$7.99

The most popular Barbie accessory of all time! The one and only Barbie 1978 A-Frame Dreamhouse is back in miniature size! Now fans of all ages can customize their very own World’s Smallest Barbie Dreamhouse with re-stickable décor stickers...

Gastronaut Kids Spork

$11.99

One small step for mealtime... Just when you thought someone couldn’t improve on the genius that is the spork, in blasts our Gastronaut Kids Spork to save your dinner and waning patience from certain peril. You may love your kids to the moon and...

Narcissist Mints

$3.99

It's all about you and your breath You’re so vain, you probably think these mints are about you, don’t you? Now your favorite narcissist can have fresh breath while he admires himself in the mirror and explains why you’re wrong!...

Cream-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

They're the cream of the crop! A dream-cicle come true, our Cream-Pop Lollipops are designed to look like classic ice-cream pops! They come on a thick wooden pop-sicle stick in six different exciting color and flavor combinations! Strawberry/Vanilla...

Lobster Candy

$5.99

No lobster bib required! Growing up in New England, lobster dinners were pretty common for us kids  Did we think the bib was embarrassing... nope. Now? Ah heck yeah! So now I can feed the butter hungry monster living inside, while teasing it with...

Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$9.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing these products out we were totally impressed by how...

Cat Butt Coin Purse

$4.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a feline...

Instant Winter Snow

$3.99

Make your own Yeti habitat! Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do!  However, if you're a like-minded creature who loves the white fluffy stuff too and are possibly...

Bibliophile Bookworm Shoelaces

$7.99

Perfect for a Writer, Book Worm or Blogger! These are fab - Shoelaces covered in black words and lettering on an off white background. This is a perfect shoelace swap for anyone interested in the written word - readers, writers, bloggers. Perfect way to...

CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg

$119.99

Keep Calm and Munch On Yummy CBD Gummies Introducing our mega-huge CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg!  Personally, we eat our CBD gummy bears two at at time. So they don't have to die alone.  We're thoughtful like that. CBD...

Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Kraken Tentacle Pen

$7.99

Release your inner kraken! Whether you live in a pineapple under the sea, a hockey fan, or just really enjoy squid sushi, our Kraken Tentacle Pen is just what has been missing from your life.   Realistically modeled off of a certain Cephalopod's...

World's Smallest Hot Wheels Stunt Action Set

$11.99

Defy gravity and mesmerize your friends and foes! Kids have been growing up with Hot Wheels since 1968. Now you can defy gravity with the world famous Hot Wheels loop, but in a miniaturized version. Our speedy World's Smallest Stunt Action Loop features...

I'm A Dog Person Keychain + Tag Set

$12.99

Dog people have Paw-fect friendships! Set the record straight, right away, with our I'm A Dog Person Keychain + Tag Set. The set comes with a fabulous keychain that states, "I'm a dog person" while the tag for the dog says, "I'm a person dog" which will...

Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff...

Pop Pop Snappers

$1.49

Drop it!  Throw it!  Step on it!  Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...

Rainbow Bandages

$5.99

Damn, I'm cute for a bandage! Our stinkin' cute Gama-Go Rainbow Bandages make getting a boo-boo damn well delightful! They say that very cloud has a silver lining, but these adorably optimistic cumulus clouds offer so much more! These happy little...

World's Smallest Glo Worm

$6.99

Glo Worm is still glowing after all these years! Lay your head on your pillow and start counting sheep with the World’s Smallest Glo Worm by your side. The iconic favorite cuddle bug of the 80's is back in a big but smallest way. Glo Worm is ready...

Book Fan for Book Fans

$7.99

Are you a fan of books? Well they're a fan of yours! Forgive us for being so foreward... but we think our Book Fan for Book Fans is literally the best thing since sliced bread the printing press! It's such a novel idea, it's destined to become an...

Leech Bandages

$5.99

Dr. Leech will see you now! These Leech Bandages are awesome but there's probably a few people asking why put a leech on a bandage? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue?...

Retro Classic Mattel Basketball Keychain

$11.99

  A miniature version of the original our Mattel Electronics Basketball Handheld Game Keychain is a slam dunk! Before game consoles, mobile gaming, and online games - heck, before there was the internet - handhelds like this started it all! This...

World's Smallest Magic 8 Ball Tie Dye Limited Edition

$7.99

Should I wear orange today? Discover your future on the fly with World's Smallest Tie Dye Magic 8 Ball. It fits right in your pocket but works just like the original you know and love with answers that are just a little bit vague, but scaled down to...

Middle Child Mints

$3.99

Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the penguin house at the Pittsburgh Zoo (true story- thanks dad!) We promise these are not just the mints left over when we made our other mints! These mints are...

Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode

$3.99

Phenomenal crystalline interior Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet... however, secretly hiding inside is an amazing cavern of crystals! Pretty much the embodiment of the...

World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$8.99

S-T-R-E-T-C-H  Our World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong stretches into hundreds of different positions, and he returns to his normal size! Well sorta normal size, since he is officially the World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong! Your...

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