Stocking Stuffers

The Best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for your friends and family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make this year the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!  Small gifts perfect for stuffing stockings for everyone on your list!

Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipop

$6.99

You'd better ball-lieve it, sweetness! Our bright and colorful Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipops are only for the truly dedicated sweet tooth. At its size it's probably going to take you more than one sitting! Impressive 2 inches in diameter = long...

Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Our floating Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser will warm you up with sunbeam filled memories of summer, and freshly infused hot tea of course! Before executing a tired-and-true belly flop into your bed after a long winter's day, finish of your day with a...

Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...

Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

$5.49

Cat Scratch Fever! Our Crazy Cat Lady Bandages are in paws-ible to ignore, just like the battle scars from loving your furry demon! Cat owners know that sometimes kitties "accidentally" give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. Crazy Cat Lady...

I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring People Listen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well...

18 in 1 Survival Pocket Tool

$7.99

Our MacGyver approved 18 in 1 Survival Pocket Tool is your go-to tool for travel, home, and camping with everything you need in a credit card-sized tool! If you're always searching for tools on-the-go but don't want to carry your toolbox with you, this...

Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap

$3.49

The soap you can slip on... Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap. Mysophobia* got you down? As the good doctor said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it's guaranteed to get your hands...

LED Light Up Bobo Balloon

$4.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

Mary Jane Scented Candle

$11.99

This is not just another half-baked idea, our totally dank Mary Jane Scented Candle smells like the real deal!  Not that we would have any idea what that would smell like of course... err... anyway!Give this as a gift to your favorite stoner friend...

Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

These Are Not About A Penis Golfing Socks​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very...

Cream-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

They're the cream of the crop! A dream-cicle come true, our Cream-Pop Lollipops are designed to look like classic ice-cream pops! They come on a thick wooden pop-sicle stick in six different exciting color and flavor combinations! Strawberry/Vanilla...

I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our infectiously cheerful I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Oven Mitt is well... totally boss!  It's a totally cheeky way to express your admiration for the person in charge...  What we love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

Airfork One Kids' Fork

$12.99

Air Fork One is now ready for boarding! It's just the thing to bring those mashed potatoes and peas in for a safe landing. It's high-flying meal-time fun for the little ones. It's made of sleek stainless steel encased in food-grade, dishwasher-safe...

Wine Charmers Drink Markers

$10.99

Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine.  Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're enough to make any Cabernet Sauvignon blush! Imagine. It's...

Hellraiser Oven Mitt

$12.99

Just like our sweet and innocent Hellraiser Oven Mitt your meals may look all wholesome and homemade, but you know the truth. You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it a Dish to Pass. And we love...

Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For HerNow, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

Fierce B*tch Snarky Tea

$14.99

Stay bold, stay snarky...  Yaaaaaaaas. The heavens have shined upon you with a celestial light of fiery fierceness and you’re absolutely killing it. When you walk by, flowers perk up and haters bow down. Two snaps and a clap – the queen...

Mermazing Mermaid Spray-In Hair Duo with Glitter

$9.99

I Washed Up Like This With our simply mer'mazing Mermaid Spray-In Hair Duo with Glitter, you can forget about the expensive trip to the salon and lasting commitment! Instead, you can now transform your hair into dazzling mermaid locks at the spritz of a...

Gay Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Instant Faboulous!Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's.   Its an exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth and perfumed with a touch of mint. Scientifically engineered with a touch of class. ...

Ear Ring Keychain

$3.99

Haven't you heard? You must have, our ears are burning! Our punny Ear Ring Keychain is a simple, clever idea - a jewel-toned silicone ear pierced with a heavy duty split ring. Choose between 4 different fun colors! Cool Blue, Lime Green, Real...

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