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Stocking Stuffers

We have hundreds of the best Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas for everyone in your family!

Make your holiday season a blast with the perfect unique gifts for your friends and family members on Christmas morning!  We've selected our top fun and inexpensive gifts that will fit perfectly into a stocking! Make 2018 the Christmas that you become famous for your stuffers!

 

I Should Be A Better Person Gum

$1.99

You Know Who You Are!Our straight shooting and unapologetic, I Should Be A Better Person But I'm Not, gum says it all.   Sure, you may be able to give great advice from all of the life lessons you learned, and self help books you've read. But apply...

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Indoor Snowball Fight Snowballs

$6.99

Pillow fights are so passe! With our Snowtime Anytime Indoor Snowballs, you can have a real indoor snowball fight whenever the mood strikes! These specially designed snowballs are light and fluffy and feel like a real snowball, but they have a...

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Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

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Red Red Wine Candle

$11.99

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! Perfect for when you need to stay level headed, and the only thing you'll be pouring over that night is...

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Sup Nerd? Socks

$10.99

These Socks Are Nerdalicious Oh, to be young and to sit at the base of a mature maple tree, reading your favorite Squirrel story for the 14th time. Not a care in the world, except for finding the perfect socks to compliment your experience. If you...

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Turtely Awesome Turtle Poop

$5.99

What the shell! We've gone and dung it again! You can now buy the unthinkable, the fossilized feces of your dreams... our Turtley Awesome Turtle Poop! Formally know as Coprolite, this prehistoric poop made it out of the turtling poop stage millions of...

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Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser

$9.99

Is this the real life?  Is this just fanta-sea? We are not squiding you right now!  It's o-fish-al!  Although totally silly and completely adorable our Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser is no joke and is ready to sink into a nice cup of tea...

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A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light

$4.99

Our totally A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light is the purrfect way to meow your way to the front door! Who hasn't lost their keys and dug around in the dark looking for them? The Kitten Sound LED Key Light offers not only a handy LED light to light...

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Cool Beans Ice Cube Coffee Tray

$9.99

Coffee ice makes a cooler brew! Love the chilly goodness of iced coffee, but not the way melted ice waters down the flavor? Yeah - well we heard ya! Your java jolt will keep stronger longer with a Cool Beans Coffee Ice Cube made from real coffee...

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Humans Are My Side B*tch Cat Dish Towel

$10.99

If cats could talk our Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel would sum up their felines purrfectly. No, it doesn't read "rub my belly, leave me alone" but the message is the same! "Humans are my side bitch, solitude is my main bitch." But hey, that's...

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Participation Award

$5.99

In my day.... We lost and we liked it! It used to be that you either won or lost when you competed, but now everybody wins!  When everybody wins, don't we all lose? (Awwww SNAP! Look at that turn of phrase!) Our hilarious blue...

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Spiked Tea Narwhal Tea Infuser

$9.99

Narwhal, Narwhal, swimming in your tea cup!  Causing a commotion because he is so awesome!​ No matter what time of the day or night it is, it's the perfect time to brew some tea with the unicorn/Jedi of the sea!  Our Spiked Tea Narwhal Tea...

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Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

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Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt

$12.99

Get ready to cook up some fun with our Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt! Whether you're a Pinterest Mistress or a natural born chef, you'll instantly become smitten with this mitten as it makes presenting your latest creation all the more fun! A...

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Elf On The Shelf Hanging Candy Tin

$3.59

This little elf has a cheeky grin outside and sweet vanilla snowflake candies inside! The attached cord lets you display The Elf on the Shelf as an ornament or as a clever present topper!    Based on the 2005 children's book, The Elf on the...

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No.2 Pencil Scented Candle

$11.99

I used to sharpen my pencil 10 times a day at school just so I could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite?    Our No. 2 Pencil Candle celebrates the teacher, student, draftsman, artist and designer. Light it to relive your glory days at...

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Tabletop Curling Game

$12.99

Our Tabletop Curling Game brings the strangest Winter Olympics sport (hey! don't mock the rock!) straight to your boardroom or dinner table. You don't even need ice, any flat surface will do! This fun competitive game can be played any time the mood...

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Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

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Cat + Paper Bag Paper Clip Holder

$17.99

The our pawsitively adorable Cat and Bag Paper Clip Holder is our new favorite desk accessory! That's right! The cat's out of the bag! and back in the bag! And then back out of the bag again! It's just so very amewsing! Purrfectly capturing the playful...

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Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap

$3.49

The soap you can slip on... Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap. Mysophobia* got you down? As the good doctor said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it's guaranteed to get your hands...

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Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting!  Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the...

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Tropical Nail + Cuticle Tattoos

$3.99

A Vacation At Your FIngertips!That's it... you've been neglecting your cuticle's for too long!  Time to make them cute-icles!   Yes, they truly are an extension of your nails... so stop making them feel left out!  Our awesomely fun...

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The Finest Quality Farts In A Jar

$11.99

Our o(dor)-so-terrific Farts in a Jar is precisely for when a silent but deadly, just won't doo(doo). Don't stink it up this Father's Day by offering Dad another tie or pack of golf balls as a gift. Release a scud missile or shoot an air biscuit...

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This Is Spinal Tape

$7.99

This tape goes to 11!    Our This is Spinal Tape is a handy spinal cord on a roll, containing approximately 2745 vertebrate on it's 25 meter spool.  Imagine the spine tingling suspense it would create if used for wrapping a present of...

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Unicorn Lip Balm

$4.89

Just when you thought unicorns couldn’t be any more magical, this handsome beast with a magical golden horn and flowing rainbow mane trots into your life! Full of nourishing lip balm in a delicious cotton candy flavor, our enchanting Unicorn Lip...

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Burrito Scented Candle

$11.99

Ahhh...! If walking into a Chipotle and inhaling the spicy goodness of their burritos isn't one of the best smells in the world, we don't know what is!   Our Burrito Candle captures the smell of cilantro, cumin, cayenne pepper and spiced ground...

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Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup Decoy Safe

$9.99

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone that a can of Cream of Mushroom soup is the key ingredient in your amazing crock pot masterpiece.  Your secret is safe with us.  Well okay, maybe it's not.  But your secret valuables are actually safe in...

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Dogs! Socks

$10.99

Dogs Are Better Than Cat SocksWhat's not to love about our Dogs! Socks? They're so excited to snuggle up on your feet, they're just begging for some loving! Just like your furry best friend, they're eager to please and have an infectiously cheerful...

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Smitten Kitten Measuring Tape

$6.99

Unlike most every other kitty on the planet, our Smitten Kitten Measuring Tape is actually encouraging you to pull her tail.  No, it's not a trap! You can trust! Promise. We're totally not kitten. It's paws down just the cutest tape measure...

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Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case

$5.99

Our Enchanting Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case is a wondrous and satisfyingly squishy place for storing all your stationery essentials! Watch the twinkly stars, rainbows and flowers float around in the magical blue liquid. With a pink and yellow zip...

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Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case

$5.99

Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos!  Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative juices flowing... cheers! But wait, there's more! ...

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Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty

$6.99

Super Sized Extraterrestrial Sneeze With our Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty, our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades!  Seriously, this stuff glows like nothing we have ever seen. It just sucks up the sunlight and brilliantly radiates...

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Tin Foil Hat For Cats

$7.99

Free your feline from mind control with our Tin Foil Hat for Cats! They want to know what your cat is thinking. They want to control your cat’s thoughts. Not on our watch!  Does your cat exhibit any of these behaviors? Stares blankly...

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Flamingo Sound LED Key Light

$4.99

Flaming-go where no other flamingo has gone before!  This handy fella will be happy to add a bright shiny spot to your day with it's impressive LED light! Pink flamingos don't just look great in your front yard... they look fantastic hanging in...

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Mary Jane Scented Candle

$11.99

This is not just another half-baked idea, our totally dank Mary Jane Scented Candle smells like the real deal!  Not that we would have any idea what that would smell like of course... err... anyway!Give this as a gift to your favorite stoner friend...

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My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel

$10.99

Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying...

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Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms

$9.99

Leaping lizards!  Our clingy Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms sure do make it easy to find your wine in a crowd! If you're ready for a change, these little fellas are the perfect rainbow-hued characters for your next party! While most...

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Cone Kitty Air Freshener

$3.99

It's for your own good, Whisker, I promise. This pathetically miserable kitty in a cone will make your commute more bearable. This poor suffering kitteh will fill your automobile with Pot-PURR-i scent and laughs.   Hang it from your rearview mirror...

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Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder

$2.99

Our Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder is a fun and cleverly designed solution to keep your toothbrush from lying around on the bathroom counter! Designed to make your toothbrush look like tap water dripping from a classic water spout, it's the coolest...

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Narwhal Sound LED Key Light

$4.99

Don't forget your trusty Narwhal Sound LED Key Light at home, the next time you high tail off to your next adventure! A willing travel companion, he's a totally narly gift for unicorn-of-the-sea lovers of all ages! He's not just over-whale-mingly...

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Unique Unicorn Click-It Eraser

$1.99

Beautiful unicorns adorn each one of our Unique Unicorn Click-It Erasers making for a magical erasing experience. Clearly, the loveliest of all erasers, they are the simple, fun and an adorably cute way to erase pencil markings. Now, we're not one to...

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Men In Uniform Drink Markers

$10.99

Our mouth-watering Men In Uniform Drink Markers are just what you need to go with that tall drink of somethin'... There's just something irresistible about a man in uniform... like an icy cold drink on a hot day. Putting their lives on the line to...

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Ouch! Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

Behold The Unicorn Power Of Healing! It's not your imagination, our Ouch! Unicorn Bandages really do exist! In case you haven't heard, unicorn kisses actually do make everything better! Now you can lovingly look after any grazes, bumps or blisters with...

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Snowman Poop Jellybeans

$3.99

If you know someone who's been naughty, here's the scoop - all they'll get is snowman poop!   Our Snowman Poop Jellybeans are the perfect stocking stuffer for friends and family! Being bad never tasted so good! Snowman tin holds 1.3 oz of fruity...

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The Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler

$3.99

From the Window to the Wall It's the Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler!  Remember back to the day, maybe it was at school or at home, you would toss your Wacky Wally onto a smooth wall or glass surface and watch him walk down!  It now comes...

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Thou Hath Balls Socks

$12.99

Funny Socks For Guys With BallsLion, Tigers and Bears?  Phhbt.  You got this and after you win the arm wrestling tournament, take them all out for a beer or something.  No one likes a sore winner. If you are, or know someone else that is,...

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Unicorn Poop Lip Gloss

$4.99

With our Unicorn Poop Lip Gloss, you no longer have to awkwardly follow behind your BFF unicorn attempting to scoop their poop before the garden gnomes scurry off with it! Unicorn poop isn't the same as other creatures. It is rainbow and sparkly and...

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Giant Snow Loving Panda Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Panda-monium! When the snow starts a falling, it's time to cause utter panda-monium on the slopes with our positively preposterous Giant Panda Ski Mask with Ears! You're not being bamboo-zled! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this...

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Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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Unicorn Solar Dancer

$3.99

Our upbeat Unicorn Solar Dancer is the touch of whimsy you need in your life! Such as yourself, it needs sun to function. Once this mythical creature is super charged from the sun it can jam out to your favorite tunes with a gentle amount of headbanging...

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Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes

$5.99

Our happy little Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes features images Bob Ross and his unforgettable work. There are hundreds of handy notes and page markers to keep your place, keep your notes, and keep your appointments. Let's get a little crazy...

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Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even when you're dabbing cocktail sauce...

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Jane Austen Tattoos

$6.99

Novel Literary TattoosOur stylish Jane Austen Tattoos let the world know that you love the romance and complex manners of England in the early 1800's. Of course, in those days only brigands and sailors had tattoos, but today even the highly cultured...

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