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You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card
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Got a special lady in your life that loves swearing? Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card might just be the perfect birthday card.

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

I many even go for seconds...

Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong bitch in your life that deserves a day of everything goes. Although we are for eating cake 365 days a year, some people need to be reminded to pencil some into their schedule.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches

Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

So, snap up a stash of this brash greeting and send it on out to all of your ladies who enjoy a good fucking laugh.

You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles!

Item Number:
CARD-6418 
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You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card
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It's your birthday bitch!

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