No One Else I Would Rather Burn in Hell With Greeting Card
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Burn baby, burn.
Our devilishly fun No One Else I Would Rather Burn in Hell With Greeting Card beckons your partner in crime to grab their hand-bucket and get ready for a helluva joy ride!
- Front reads: There is no one else I would rather burn in hell with.
- Blank inside so you can make plans for future hi-jinx or reminisce about past shenanigans
- An epic anniversary card, or anytime card for your favorite mischief maker
- Complete with the flames of eternal damnation
- Made in the USA
Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio. Packed and folded in house, by Jack & Betty. Card measures 5 inches wide x 7 inches tall, and includes envelope and clear protective sleeve. Our There's No One Else I Would Rather Burn in Hell With Greeting Card is a damn funny card.