Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card
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Age is just a number, right?
Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and in bed at 9.
Age is just a number, right? We're firm believers that a 50 year old can feel and live the life of a 25 year old. But it's hard to back this up when someone is hitting the sack at 9pm every night.
This greeting card measures 4.5" x 5.5" and comes with a corresponding envelope, packaged in a clear recyclable (#5 BOPP) sleeve. Blank inside.
Made by humans in the USA!