I'm Rubber You're Glue Friendship Card
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The funny this about karma...
Our hilarious glue bottle I'm Rubber You're Glue Greeting Card is a call out to one of the most popular comebacks of all time! I'm rubber, you're glue, anything you say bad about me bounces off of me and sticks to you! The inside is blank for a very personal message!
- Old school burn
- Risograph printed
- Inside blank
- Made in the USA
This is a classic riposte used, by children and adults alike, when someone calls you a name in an attempt to offend or insult you. It's such a wonderful phrase because it frustrates the name-caller by letting them know that you just don't give a shit and this is not getting under your skin.
A2 antique white note card with recycled kraft envelope measures 5.5 inches x 4.25 inches. Inside is blank. The I'm Rubber You're Glue Greeting Card is made in the USA and risograph printed with soy-based inks.