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Sorry I'm An Idiot Greeting Card

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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We're sorry... Come again?

Because self-deprecating humor never go out of style, our I'm An Idiot Greeting Card is a sure fire way to get your foot in the door that just slammed shut in your face, due to your moronic tendencies.

We’ve all been there. You’ve messed up big time, and now you're left wondering how the heck you’re going to get out of this mess. The best hope you have at reconciliation is to offer a sincere apology, and to make them laugh. We've set you up for success, the rest is up to you!

  • Bold apology - bright red bold sans serif font, stating the obvious
  • Fun design inspired by the vintage "sorry, we're closed" sign
  • Apology? ✓ Humor? ✓✓ Blank Interior for custom apology? ✓✓✓
  • Snowball's chance at hell at forgiveness? Depends on just how badly you screwed up.

An instant classic! Depending on your rating on the Hot Mess scale, you may want to by a dozen to keep on hand.

Bright white 4bar cover stock paper, with 1-color letterpress print. Complimentary aqua blue envelope. Our I'm An Idiot Greeting Card measures approximately 4.875 inches wide x 3.5 inches tall.

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