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Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card

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Our Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card truly rules the corporate world of birthday wishes starring none other than the legendary Logan Roy from the hit show Succession!

Right on the front of the card is Logan Roy himself with his powerful presence. It's like having the CEO of birthday celebrations right in your hands! The front reads, "Cheers to your birthday!" because let's face it, this special day deserves a toast worthy of a mogul. The real Roy family charm happens when the card is opened. Behold the hilarious and iconic message inside, "Now fuck off."

This witty one-liner captures Logan's unapologetic and straightforward demeanor, making it the perfect way to share a good-natured laugh with your friends and family on their big day. After all, who needs cheesy clichés when you can have a sassy birthday card fit for a corporate titan?
  • Front reads: Cheers to your birthday!
  • Inside reads: Now fuck off
  • Cover features a hand drawn illustration of Logan Roy
  • Made in the USA!
So, if you're looking for a birthday card that's both sophisticated and daring, with a sprinkle of Succession charm, the "Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card" is an absolute must-have.

Made in the United States of America. Locally printed on recycled paper from an FSC-certified mill with soy-based inks. Card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Includes ecru euro flap envelope (fancy name for the ones with the pointed back flap.) Our Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card is the perfect way to celebrate a birthday in style, just like the Roy family would!