Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse

$3.99

Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you.  Just.  The way.  You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse is made from an impressive 95% post-consumer material!  Used...

Dogs! Socks

$10.99

Dogs Are Better Than Cat SocksWhat's not to love about our Dogs! Socks? They're so excited to snuggle up on your feet, they're just begging for some loving! Just like your furry best friend, they're eager to please and have an infectiously cheerful...

Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats

$6.99

Your Cat Is Going To Kill You Your cat may like to show off that its all standoffish and in control, but you could turn all that around with our Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats.   For an immediate attitude adjustment just blow up the horn, attach...

Party Photo Prop Headbands

$6.99 $3.00

Our positively silly Party Photo Prop Headbands will keep your hands free to strike the ultimate selfie pose! This party-minded set is packed with a brilliant selection of party headbands. With a set of eight clip-on props you can accurately present your...

Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap

$3.49

The soap you can slip on... Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap. Mysophobia* got you down? As the good doctor said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it's guaranteed to get your hands...

Giant Ice Pop Pool Float

$29.99

The spitting image of an American summertime classic, you'll have a blast posing with our Giant Ice Pop Float!  Show off your love of the good ole red, white, and blue.  It may just sky rocket you to Instagram super stardom! When swim season...

Roller Notes

$9.99 $4.00

Fun gift for list makers and DIY lovers!  Capture all those brilliant ideas and comments, with a fresh coat of bright pink "paint" with our fun and functional Roller Notes!   Whether it's a reminder or a statement, it's a paint job with a...

World's Smallest Silly Putty Set

$3.99

Looking to stretch your imagination? Our World's Smallest Silly Putty encourages big time fun in a pint sized package!  Contained within a tiny version of the iconic Silly Putty egg, just like the original! There are two per package and each egg is...

You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt

$12.99

Go on and take it. Our aggressively coy You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt will strike a chord with all of the food pushers out there. We're looking at you Grandma! Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if...

125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes

$7.99

Create A Masterpiece From Scratch! Make your notes a little more exciting with our 125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes by Melissa & Doug! If you're writing a note, chances are it's something important, and if it's not important it's probably...

Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hola! Meet our Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser! It's the groovy Peruvian infuser! Simply fill this Fred and Friends Andean-inspired infuser with your favorite blend of tea, stand it upright in your mug, and steep. You'll be rewarded with fresh...

Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse

$3.99

We love our Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse like a bear loves honey! And you'd better bee-lieve it!  A cute gift for your honey! Perfect for coins, gift cards, and folded up love notes. Mis-BEEhaving Pink. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 3...

Giant Unicorn String Lights

$19.99 $5.00

Bask in the radiant glow of unicorn awesomeness! Our luminary Giant Unicorn String Lights are just what you needed to light up your life! Hang these Smoko unicorns up anywhere you think could use a little magic. They look great above your bed, hanging...

Here Kitty Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

While taking a moment to absorb our impawsibly beautiful Here Kitty Tote, we couldn't help mews'ing upon whether this is a whole family of kitties lounging about in a dense forest of flowering vines or multiple moments in the life of just one contented...

Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace

$6.99 $2.00

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace Rocks Jingle all the way to your Ugly Christmas Sweater Party with our festive Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace! You'll rock the party with this duo of holiday charm flashing lights and bells in one...

Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99 $2.00

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket,...

Lustrous Gold Glux Putty

$6.99

All that glitters is not gold... sometimes it's our enticing Lustrous Gold Glux Putty! Our resident alchemist has transformed plain ole putty into a rich beautiful shimmering gold. Bounce gold bars, make a golden melting arc, fake blow some Richie Rich...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks

$10.99

Salad Daze SocksSandwich, shmandwich.  Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! Do you prefer your salad with stems or without?  Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent?  Our vibrantly funny My Favorite Salad Is Wine...

Namaste Motherf**ker Snarky Tea

$14.99

The choice of a new generation of yogis. Our Namaste Mother F**ker Snarky Tea is quenching the inner thirst of the new wave of snarky yoga practitioners. That's right. There's a new set of yogis in town, and we’re here for the elastic waistbands,...

Popcorn Scented Candle

$11.99 $5.00

Nothing smells as good and mouthwatering as fresh popping popcorn!  Unfortunately, all that butter and salt could hurt you!    Our Popcorn Scented Candle can turn movies at home into a real theater experience without the lines, people or...

Sweet Hot Tasty Buns Are Ready Dish Towel

$10.99

Mmm, mmm, mmm! Checkout our super cheeky Sweet Hot Tasty Buns Are Ready Dish Towel! That's right! We've got... buns in the oven! Tasty buns! Sweet buns! We've got buns, hun! Why settle for some plain dishrag? Hang some popping fresh fun from your oven...

Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers

$2.99

With our super sweet Chocolate Scented Scratch + Sniff Nail Stickers you may think that the likelihood to bite your nails would increase 10 fold... but would you really want to kiss your ridiculously cute manicure away!? Nah... A fun gift for...

I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

$10.99

The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as the voice she uses to banish you to your room with no supper. If you're wondering what's going on behind...

Ice Cream Cone Phone Stand

$2.99 $2.00

Our Ice Cream Cone Phone Stand is a cone for your phone! Just don't drop it like it's a hot summer day on an undeserving surface! This sweet phone holder is made of ceramic. So this melting, fallen hero of an ice cream cone double scoops as a functional...

Mesmerizing Mermaid Tail Mug

$9.99

Beach, Please. Not Before My First Coffee. Drink up the luminous magic of the morning with our Mesmerizing Mermaid Tail Mug. Sculpted from ceramic to resemble a mermaid's tale, with a hypnotic iridescent teal blue finish. Just imagine the whopper of a...

Milo Corgi Diffuser

$54.99

Hey Corgeous! Amp up your relaxation with our super cute Milo Corgi Diffuser! Just add your own favorite essential oils and enjoy! His cheerful personality is refreshing for your skin and hair! This little pup can humidify a room for a good six to eight...

Rainbow Wine Stopper + Drink Marker Set

$9.99

Our Rainbow Wine Stopper and Drink Marker Set is a sure way to brighten up your party! No only does it let each party-goer mark their wine glass, it also lets you cork your wine with a fun cloud and a rainbow. Bring the Rainbow Wine Stopper &...

Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop

$4.99

Unicorns - their poop don't stink Don't go poo poo-ing the idea of our gifting our Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop! Unicorn poop lovers will enjoy eating this poo emoji shaped gourmet candy! Pink & blue swirl Fruit punch flavored hard candy...

Bird Of Hope Tattoo Style Necklace

$8.99 $4.00

The swallow bird is abundant in symbolism - love, freedom, hope and loyalty to name a few and has been a favorite element in tattoo designs since Moby Dick was a guppy. Our classic Bird of Hope Tattoo Style Necklace is looking to guide you safely through...

Dill Pickles Candle

$11.99 $5.00

This candle smells dill-icious! Expectant mothers rejoice! Our Dill Pickles Candle will help you manage those unique cravings, here it is. Pungent enough to satisfy all your gherkin desires. Expectant fathers: On those wintery days you don't need to go...

Iridescent Glux

$6.99 $3.00

Prismatic Super Putty Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to...

Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Be a Mermaid and Make WavesWe're shell shocked by the size of our Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch. You'l have to sea it to believe it!  You'll want to have and to hold this buxom beauty on you at all times. The beautiful raven haired maiden is...

Monkey Business Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99

There's always time to monkey around! Our funny Monkey Business Sharpener and Pencil Holder is your new best friend when you're at school or work. Just slide any standard pencil in his purple monkey hands and he's got a firm grip. He's also a really cool...

Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos

$4.49 $2.00

Leave your mark. Our Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos are for when you care enough to send more than a duck face selfie. A fun gift for any special occasion that will let you shower your sweetie with kisses from far away.  Or you can send it...

You're On My Shit List Sticky Notes

$3.99 $2.00

You were on and then you were off.   Well guess what.. you're back on! This violation is going to stick for awhile... I just can't believe you! Because everything that actually matters can fit onto a sticky note! Our Things You Do To Piss Me...

Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

It's time to "Think outside." - The Fox Introducing our Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube Sled! On your next snow day you could slide down the hill on a hard, boring, plastic sled. Or, you can show up your frenemies by stepping to the slope with one of our new...

Giant Reindeer Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Watch out, Grandma! Ho-ho-hold on tight! Our Giant Reindeer Snow Tube Sled is making its way to a hill near you. It's so much more comfortable than those boring old plastic slabs you've been using! Simply inflate, find a snowy hill, then grab the...

Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers

$9.99

Aw, nuts! Our Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers are just about as nutty as they come! Acorn-y and useful gift, our Fred and Friends bottle stoppers are cleverly designed to resemble acorns and will allow you to squirrel your wine away for...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.49

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

Cherry On Top Pool Float

$27.99

Ripe for the picking, our cheerful Cherry On Top Pool Float will be the proverbial cherry-on-top of your vacation fun! It's time to turn over a new leaf.  So paddle back and relax as life will be a bowl of cherries while you stay afloat in the inner...

I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

$1.99

Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum To Save The Planet By Calling All The Assholes OutSometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too.  That's why it's best to carry our I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole I Thought You Knew Gum...

I'm Willing to Risk the Cooties If You Are Plaque

$8.99 $4.00

Our cheeky I'm Willing to Risk the Cooties If You Are Plaque puts the ewww in I love you, and is about to take your flirting skills to an entirely new level. That's the sign of true love...  throwing caution to the wind and willingly swapping...

Inflatable Teddy Bear Sprinkler

$24.99

Time to run bearfoot through the sprinkler! Our Inflatable Teddy Bear Sprinkler is so excited to be here, he's literally blushing and gushing rainbows!  He's so fun we can bearly stand it! But, thankfully he helps us tolerate the grizzly...

Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop

$4.99

What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...

Thou Hath Balls Socks

$12.99

Funny Socks For Guys With BallsLion, Tigers and Bears?  Phhbt.  You got this and after you win the arm wrestling tournament, take them all out for a beer or something.  No one likes a sore winner. If you are, or know someone else that is,...

Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $2.00

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Unicorn Travel Neck Pillow

$14.99

Always the mane attraction, our rainbow-colored Gama-Go Unicorn Travel Neck Pillow is a legendary addition to any road trip, voyage, getaway, or disco nap! Excruciatingly adorable Soft design will support your neck Microbead filling is extra cozy Easy...

Wally Narwhal Sprinkler

$29.99

Coz they are so awesome Get ready because our Wally Narwhal Sprinkler will soon be causing a commotion! Fresh out of the ocean, goggles and all, this underwater unicorn is ready to get your party started! Inflatable narwhal sprinkler Measures...

2 Carat Cup

$17.99

Put A Ring On It! Here's a great way to start the day - a graceful porcelain mug that adorns you with a sparkling "diamond" ring when you pick it up. Resistance is futile! But wait, here's the BEST part - we've packed the 2 Carat Cup in an elegant...

F*ck It Gum

$1.99

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum

$1.99

Everyone Will Whaley Love This CandyWhale, hello there! We noticed our Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum has gotten your attention with it's perpetu-whale grin! Will you take this whale to be your very best friend? Pretty please, with some...

President Trump Troll

$14.99

Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...

Rockin' Guitar 3D Inflatable Colorables

$7.99

Bringing a new meaning to the term air guitar our inflatable Rockin' Guitar 3D Colorables is about to shake, rattle, and roll on to your gift list. For anyone who's ever dreamed of owning a custom guitar, it's time to rock out on a guitar of your own...

Sharkie Shark Sprinkler

$29.99

Beware! May induce ankle biter giggling frenzy! Water we talking about? Our inflatable Sharkie Shark Sprinkler (not to be confused with Marky Mark - but he's okay with that too) is the some fin that has been missing form your summer fun! You'll be up...

Berry Ice Pop Flask

$19.99

Our Berry Ice Pop Flask has a juicy secret. It's the coolest place to store your favorite lick'er! That's right kiddos, we hate to be so berry rude (or do we?), but this pop is for adults only! You can’t get this pop from the ice cream...

Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... Our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports from our customers that they have found them stowing away...

Flashing LED Snowflake Holiday Knitted Scarf

$9.99 $4.00

Walking in a Winter Wonderland You can expect a blizzard of compliment when sporting our Flashing LED Snowflake Holiday Knitted Scarf! Cold weather is snow laughing matter! Make sure you stay bundled up on your trips caroling around the...

Humiliating Drink Stickers

$3.99 $2.00

Our Humiliating Drink Stickers are a hilarious way to prank a mate and have everyone in stitches at home or at the bar! All you must do is to seek out the perfect opportunity, create an Oscar-worthy distraction, or do your best ninja impersonation...