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I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card

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Mix or Match! Shop our collection of Funny Greeting Cards

Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word.

Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeting card. This beautifully designed card features a charming retro aesthetic, complete with elegant gold foiled lettering, delicate flowers, and serene birds, all of which come together to create a timeless and classic look.

  • Front: "I'm So fucking sorry that shit Sucks and the Universe is being a Dick"
  • Inside: Blank for a personalized message.
  • Environmentally friendly! Digitally printed on FSC certified paper, accompanied with a Green Seal certified envelope.
  • Proudly created in the land of maple syrup and endless politeness – Canada!

The message, though candid, offers a unique and surprising touch of empathy, allowing you to convey your sincere feelings to someone during their difficult times.

Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Digitally printed on Forest Stewardship Council certified paper. Includes matching Green Seal Certified envelope and cellophane sleeve.