You're a hot peach of ass! I was having a pretty peachy day and thought I'd send you a card... Just a card to let you know how sweet you are and u...

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Calling all cat enthusiasts and pun aficionados - brace yourselves for the most adorable, bread-ful card ever! 🍞🐱 Presenting our 'I Loaf You Cat Gr...

I don't want no scrub Showing someone you care, doesn't have to be a chore, but sometimes it can be! Our Dishwasher Love Anniversary Card comes cle...

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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Our 1980's retro Never Gonna Give You Up Card is a great way to Rick-Roll someone but it's also a really nice...

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Is this supposed to be acorn-y joke? You're pretty nutty and I just wanted to let you know that You Drive Me Nuts... And God Knows I Love Me Some N...

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