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Valentine's Day Gift Guide

The best Valentine's Day Gifts + Greeting Cards! Romantic, funny... and a few sarcastic ones! Fun and unique Valentine's Day Gifts for kids and adults!

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    Cats Into Litterbox Water Toss Game

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    Litter-ally, the silliest game. No kitten. 🐱😾 Art imitates life in our Cats into Litterbox Water Toss Game. For the object of this game, is to get...

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    Looking Good! Gumball Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Relive the Magic of Your '80s Childhood! Ditch the scrunchies, put down that Walkman, and grab these Looking Good! Gumballs Scented Retro Scratch '...

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    Gummy Mac & Cheese Candy

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    Where Comfort Food Meets Candy Store! Gummy Mac & Cheese Candy - the revolutionary combo no one knew they needed, but now no one can live with...

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    Cat Heart Butt Catnip Toy

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    We ❤️ Cat Butts! This hilarious catnip toy is the purr-fect gift for cat ladies and their playful kitties. And why stop at one? Grab a bunch and su...

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    Bear Hugs Valentine's Day Gummy Candy

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    Give some bear hugs this Valentine's Day! Our Bear Hugs Valentine's Day Gummy Candy is the sweetest way to share love! Made right here in the Unite...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    Limited Edition I Love You To The MoonPie & Back

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    Hey there, lovebirds and MoonPie enthusiasts! 🌙❤️ Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and what better way to express your love than with a...

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    Pop Pop Snappers

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    Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snapp...

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    Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel

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    Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    Giant Beaver! Tiny Ass! Card Game

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    Unleash your wild side! Get ready to throw caution to the wind and embark on a hilariously outrageous card game that's not for the faint-hearted! I...

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    Pac-Man Ghost Sours Candy Tin

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    Waka Waka Waka ▫️ ▫️ ▫️ ⚪ ▫️ ▫️ ▫️ 🍒 Snack on Pacman's archenemies anytime the mood strikes with our Pac-Man Ghost Sours! No Power Pellet is nece...

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    Satellite Wafers

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    Blast from the past candy delight! Calling all space cadets and candy enthusiasts! Dive into a cosmic retro sugar journey with Satellite Wafers. A ...

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    Retro Pop Rocks

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    Original 1970's limited edition Pop Rocks! Get ready to time-travel back to the 1970s with our Original Cherry Flavor Retro Pop Rocks! These candy ...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Lucky Tree Frog Ear Cuff

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    Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful ...

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    Mini Mini Chicles Gum

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    Blast from the past! Take a sweet trip down memory lane with Mini Mini Fruit Chicles Gum! This bite-sized gum is like a mini carnival for your tast...

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    Magic Crystal Ball

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    See into your future! Our mystifying Magic Crystal Ball brings a touch of magic to your office or home. Wave your hand over the mini 3 inch glass c...

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    Fowl Language Bird Mug

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    Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...

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    Pink Flamingo Keychain With LED + Sound

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    Flaming-go where no other flamingo has gone before! 🧳🦩 Pink flamingos don't just look great in your front yard... they look fantastic hanging in yo...

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    Sushi Toss Water Game

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    This game blows...🐡 sushi! 🍣😋 Waiting for your delicious hand-rolled sushi order can be torture. And everyone knows it's rude to break out your cel...

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    How To Say I Love You Around The World Cards

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    Speak The Language of Love ❤️‍🔥 Learn to tell your sweetheart how you feel, in 100 new ways! No matter where you are in the world, these helpful ca...

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    Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

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    Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

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    You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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    You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

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    DIY Bubble Gum Making Kit

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    Get ready for some sticky gooey fun! Our STEM-worthy, DIY Bubble Gum Making Kit is about the most fun you can have in the kitchen! This kit makes o...

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    Bazooka Throwback Gum

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    Blast from the past! Nostalgic packaging from the classic brand Bazooka! This Bazooka gum "wallet" gets a makeover, retro-style! The mini wallet ...

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    World's Smallest Care Bears

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    Classic childhood fun with tiny Care Bears! Sure to bring a smile to your face, our World's Smallest Care Bears are your favorite group of colorful...

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    Llama Cleaning Slippers

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    Llama tell you like it is... Your house could use some sprucing, and your soul could use some loosening, so toss on our Llama Cleaning Slippers, an...

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    Name A Star Deed Certificate

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    You're a shining star! This touching gift gives you the opportunity to name a real star in our night sky. This tin pack comes brimming with facts a...

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    Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    So many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunn...

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    Movie Popcorn Bucket List

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    The struggle is real... Let’s face it - sometimes the struggle of choosing the movie is just too real, so after 45 minutes of searching for a film,...

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    Pooping Unicorn

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    Do you know whose poop doesn't stink? Our Magical Jellybean Pooping Unicorn, butt of course! This miraculous pint-sized dispenser of rainbow-colore...

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    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

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    Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

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    Cupcake Popping Candy

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    Your mouth won't be able to shut the fucupcake! When you're having a good for muffin kind of day, our Cupcake Popping Candy is happy to add some pe...

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    Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Celebrate your alone time! Kick back and enjoy the unadulterated awesomeness that is you with our Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candl...

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    There's Not Enough Sage In The World For This Shit Desk Sign

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    For days when the office aura feels a tad... tarnished. Feeling the negative vibes from a malfunctioning printer, passive-aggressive sticky notes, ...

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    Plant Lovers Pen Set

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    Share them with fellow plant enthusiasts! Are you a proud plant enthusiast? Then these pens are perfect for you! Express your love for plants with ...

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    Forage Butter Storage

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    Spread the love🍄🧈 Embark on a foraging adventure in your own kitchen with our Forage Butter Storage, the enchanting mushroom-shaped butter keeper t...

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    Giant Gumball Scented Giant Stress Ball

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    Bubble Gum Scented! Before you blow up over a stressful situation, or blow things out of proportion, grab a hold of our super satisfying Giant Gumb...

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    Ask Me About My Dog Desk Sign

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    Seriously... ask me! If you're mutts about your pooch, it's time to bring some doggone humor to your office space with our fun Ask Me About My Dog ...

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    Big Bath Duck

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    Rubber duckie you're the one! 🎵 Dive into splashy fun with our Big Bath Duck! Way more fun than your average rubber duckie, our oversized bright ye...

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    Axolotl Lamp

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    Unleash your inner marine enthusiast! Illuminate your universe with the irresistibly cute Axolotl Lamp! Dive into an ocean of coziness as this deli...

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    Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

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    These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

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    Zesty Lemon Celebration Cake Kit

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    Can't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...

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    Cat Lovers Pen Set

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    The purrfect set of pens, does exist! For anyone that understands the struggle of being selected as "the chose one" and becoming incapacitated by a...

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    Ice Cream Money Coin Purse

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    Treat yo self! 🍦 If your slush fund looks more like a Slushee fund, give your modest savings a consolation hug by stashing it inside of our adorabl...

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    Playground Classics Super String Game

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    Batteries not required Dive into the world of knotty old school fun with our Playground Classics Super String Game! Ideal for finger gymnastics and...

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    Spicy Heartbeats Valentine's Day Gummy Candy

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    Spicy Love! Get ready to spice up your Valentine's Day with a candy that'll make your taste buds dance the cha-cha! Our Spicy Heartbeats Valentine'...

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