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Valentine's Day Gift Guide

The best Valentine's Day Gifts + Greeting Cards! Romantic, funny... and a few sarcastic ones! Fun and unique Valentine's Day Gifts for kids and adults!

Valentine's Day Gifts


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    You're Pretty Even When I'm Not Drunk Relationship Card

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    Take a pitcher, it will last longer. Setting the bar for romance pretty low, while serving up a top shelf compliment, our Pretty Drunk Greeting Car...

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    Tea Frog Tea Infuser

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    Unfrogettable Moments Await! Unlock a hippi-tea, hoppi-tea realm of pure flavor and delightful whimsy with our Tea Frog Tea Infuser! It will have ...

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    Scooper Dooper Chocolate Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Like OMG, chocolate Stinky Stickers from the 1980s! Transport your noser straight back to those days when hair was big, music was oh-so-fine-you-bl...

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    Everybody Dance Meow Catnip Cat Toy

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    Let the mewsic take control. Let the rhythm move you.🕺🐈 With zero research involved, we're pretty convinced that the c's in C.C. Music Factory real...

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    Golden Girls Happy Galentine's Valentine's Day Card

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    Hoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...

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    Lil' Nitro World's Hottest Gummy Bear

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    Unleash the fiery fury! Are you ready for Lil' Nitro?.. the cosmos' most blazing gummy bear! Spawned in the infernal pits of the USA by the mischie...

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    Your Butt Lights Up My Life Relationship Greeting Card

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    Oh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...

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    I Don't Want to Be All By Myself Relationship Card

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    Someone's lost their bearings! 🐻🥀 And needs a big ole bear hug! Our heart-wrenching All By Myself Love Card is the perfect Valentine’s Day greeting...

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    Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign

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    Staying pawsitive and feline good! Bring some creativity to your cubicle with this a-meow-zing Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign! This witty and inspir...

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    Not Today Satan Desk Sign

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    Tomorrow ain't looking good either Bring some creativity and wittiness to your cubicle with our Not Today Satan Desk Sign! This fun (and inspiratio...

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    Ask Me About My Dog Desk Sign

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    Seriously... ask me! If you're mutts about your pooch, it's time to bring some doggone humor to your office space with our fun Ask Me About My Dog ...

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    Love Is A Battlefield Relationship Card

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    Heartache to heartache we stand We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... our Love is ...

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    Sorry I'm An Idiot Apology Greeting Card

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    We're sorry... Come again? Because self-deprecating humor never go out of style, our I'm An Idiot Greeting Card is a sure fire way to get your foot...

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    I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

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    The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as...

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    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

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    Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

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    Meant to Bean Coffee Sticker

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    Just brew it! Our funny Meant to Bean Coffee Pun Sticker looks great on your tablet, laptop, car, bike and much more! The adorable design features ...

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    I Love You More Than A 90's Sitcom Relationship Card

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    [Filmed in front of a live studio audience] Our canned-laughter worthy I Love You More Than a 90's Sitcom Greeting Card is appropriate whether you...

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    80's Boombox Serenade Relationship Day Card

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    [queue 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel] Or maybe your song is Baby's Got Back? That's cool. Either way, our 80's Boombox Serenade Valentine's Day C...

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    Bee Kind Sticker

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    Don't bee such a bee-otch Boasting a hive mind we can actually get bee-hind, we think our Bee Kind Vinyl Sticker is the bees knees! We love the du...

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    You Drive Me Nuts... And God Knows I Love Me Some Nuts Greeting Card

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    Is this supposed to be acorn-y joke? You're pretty nutty and I just wanted to let you know that You Drive Me Nuts... And God Knows I Love Me Some N...

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    You're the Best Relationship Card

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    You’re the best. Period. (see what we did there) Our cheeky You're the Best Period Valentine's Day Card is bloody hilarious, and that's no ovary-ac...

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    For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card

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    This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

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    Nothing Compares 2 U Valentine's Day Card

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    It's been 7 hours and 13 days You can do whatever you waaaaant, and send this card to who ever you choose, but nothing compares, nothing compares 2...

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    Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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    The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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    Here's A Hug That Looks A Lot Like A Card

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    Hugs are awesome! So, there you have it! "Here's A Hug That Looks A Lot Like A Card" is your ticket to spreading joy, laughter, and love in the mos...

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    Burning For You Relationship Card

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    You make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...

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    You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

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    Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other ...

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    You Look Tasty T-Rex Relationship Card

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    Ohhh here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up! She's a maneater baby! Our deliciously fun You Look Tasty T-Rex Card is dying to meat you an...

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    Emergency Eyebrows

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    Have years of overplucking your eyebrows got you down? Feeling left out with the giant caterpillar eyebrows rage? Our Emergency Eyebrows have got y...

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    Drunk Dialing At Four AM Relationship Card

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    But I looooove you! If I didn't drink then how would you know I love you at four AM? Oh boy! Thank goodness this greeting card exists... How else w...

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    You Are My Sunshine Angler Fish Greeting Card

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    Be careful what you fish for!☀️💕🐡 A cheeky take on everyone's favorite sunshine lullaby, ironically, the lovely creature gracing the front of our A...

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    I Love You To Uranus And Back Relationship Card

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    What? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...

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    Ice Crystals Ice Mold

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    Bring positive energy to your next drink! ✨🔮✨ Add a touch of magic and positive vibes with the natural pointed-crystal shapes our Ice Crystals Ice ...

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    Good Vibes Only Rainbow Pencil Set

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    I'm pickin' up good vibrations Looking for a gift that radiates positivity? Our Good Vibes Only Pencil Set are positively on point for dispensing a...

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    How F*cking Lucky Are We Greeting Card

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    Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...

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    Bush Baby Plant Ornament

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    Brass Monkey, that Funky Monkey! Bringing a new meaning to bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, it's our irresistible Bush Baby Plant Ornament! This tiny ...

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    Name A Star Deed Certificate

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    You're a shining star! This touching gift gives you the opportunity to name a real star in our night sky. This tin pack comes brimming with facts a...

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    Sugar Shack Maple Candy

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    Love maple syrup, eh? Get ready to embark on a sweet adventure with Sugar Shack Maple Candy, eh! Our maple candy is so maple-tastic, it'll make yo...

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    Whole Lotta Love Stacking Marker Set

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    Heart-stoppingly adorable markers! Ever wanted to literally stack love? Now’s your chance with our heart-shaped, colorful heart markers! Each vibra...

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    Holographic Crystal Ball Fortune Teller Sticker

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    Manifest a magical day, witches Gaze into our Crystal Ball Fortune Teller Holographic Vinyl Sticker and get lost in the magic of the future that aw...

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    DIY Bubble Gum Making Kit

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    Get ready for some sticky gooey fun! Our STEM-worthy, DIY Bubble Gum Making Kit is about the most fun you can have in the kitchen! This kit makes o...

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    Crystal Growing Volcano

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    A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volc...

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    Not So Much Your Family, But Definitely You Anniversary Card

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    Subtracting their toxic family from the equation... 🧮🧐 Nothing says 'I love you' more than letting your person know that you would do it all agai...

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    Rainbow Buddy Jumbo Scented Eraser

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    Because rainbows make everything better! Mistakes too! Love rainbows? How about super cute smile-inducing scented stationery? Then our adorable Rai...

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    This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

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    You know that meal was f*cking delicious So why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of...

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    Feline Lucky Cat Oven Mitt

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    The Purr-fect Cooking Experience! Are you a cat lover with a flair for cooking? Or perhaps you're a culinary enthusiast looking to spice up your ki...

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    Pink Lemonade Sour Belt Gummy Candy

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    Like a sunny sip of sour pink lemonade! Celebrate Valentine's Day with a twist of summer fun! Sink your taste buds into our Pink Lemonade Sour Belt...

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    Melons Dirty Pun Greeting Card

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    Your melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...

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