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    Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

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    These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

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    Kid's Drawing Shrinking Keyring Kit

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    Draw. Shrink. Gift! Our incredible Shrinking Keyring Kit is a fully customizable DIY craft that comes with everything you need to create a mini key...

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    That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist

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    A modern-day solution to an old-world issue. If your love of food tends to come with a downside for your backside, our That's a Spicy Meatball Lava...

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    Jelly Jelly Sweet Candy Scented Eraser Set

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    Don't be jelly! Our rainbow-colored, Jelly Jelly Candy Scented Erasers can be yours too! Soft and flexible, they're as fun as they are to hold as t...

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    Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

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    Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with ...

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    IV Plant Life Support Drip

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    Feed me, Seymour! Don't leaf your plants in the murderous hands of a friend or a relative while you are away on that dream trip! Our IV Plant Life ...

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    Bag Of Unicorn Farts

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    Top Valentine's Day Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts | Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. | We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect ...

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    Create Your Own Hand Print Keychain Kit

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    Honey, I shrunk the kids' (handprints!) Enjoy creating a unique gift keepsake of your kids, while reliving the magic of your childhood, with our Cr...

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    Movie Popcorn Bucket List

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    The struggle is real... Let’s face it - sometimes the struggle of choosing the movie is just too real, so after 45 minutes of searching for a film,...

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    Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks. Socks

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    Really Couldn't Care Less Socks To be honest, our effortlessly cheerful and relentlessly candid Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks simply don't give a ...

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    5 Minute Poo Bathroom Timer

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    Shit's about to get real. Equipped with a 5-minute limit, our Poo Timer will put an end to shared-bathroom loitering! No more standing guard, suffe...

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    Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

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    Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

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    Chakra Cards

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    Feeling unbalanced? Get to the energetic core of the issue! 🌈🧘✨ What do you say... are you ready to start a journey of self-discovery and unlock yo...

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    Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss

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    Enjoy letting the day s'lip away Our Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss is vanilla flavored, and is just as sweet as can be! With his sunny dispos...

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    The Golden Girls Magnet Set

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    Dorothy! Put your favorite Golden Girls foursome on your fridge, office or any magnetic surface! This magnet set will take you back as you recreat...

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    F*ck, Marry, Kill? Adult Card Game

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    No one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed. Our crude, rude, and socially acceptable (in the right crowd) F*ck Marry, Kill Card Game is a...

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    Pizza Scented Pen

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    Have a slice day! Searching for the perfect pizza lover gift? Our savory Pizza Scented Pen cannot be topped. It's a totally cheesy present for you...

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    Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind!

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    Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why ...

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    Calm Your Tits Card Game

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    Tough tits! Our Calm Your Tits Card Game is a titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing! Pl...

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    Hey Y'all, Bless Your Heart Pencils

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    Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Our Hey Y’all Pencil Set is full of southern charm and passive aggressiveness. What in the Same Hill ar...

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    The Golden Girls Talking Button

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    They knew how to push each others buttons And now you can push theirs with our Golden Girls Talking Button! Whether you grew up watching The Golden...

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    Drinking Buddies Drink Markers

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    Hey now! Check out that package… ... of six speedo-clad muscle men drink markers! No need to worry about misplacing your drink when our cheeky Drin...

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    The Mini Zen Gardening Kit

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    It may be mini, but it still rocks Diminutive in stature, but mighty in chillness, our Mini Japanese Rock Garden will help you find peace in everyd...

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    Crystal Growing Volcano

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    A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volc...

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