valentine's day gifts

These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

Draw. Shrink. Gift! Our incredible Shrinking Keyring Kit is a fully customizable DIY craft that comes with everything you need to create a mini key...

A modern-day solution to an old-world issue. If your love of food tends to come with a downside for your backside, our That's a Spicy Meatball Lava...

Don't be jelly! Our rainbow-colored, Jelly Jelly Candy Scented Erasers can be yours too! Soft and flexible, they're as fun as they are to hold as t...

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with ...

Feed me, Seymour! Don't leaf your plants in the murderous hands of a friend or a relative while you are away on that dream trip! Our IV Plant Life ...

Top Valentine's Day Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts | Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. | We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect ...

Honey, I shrunk the kids' (handprints!) Enjoy creating a unique gift keepsake of your kids, while reliving the magic of your childhood, with our Cr...

The struggle is real... Let’s face it - sometimes the struggle of choosing the movie is just too real, so after 45 minutes of searching for a film,...

Really Couldn't Care Less Socks To be honest, our effortlessly cheerful and relentlessly candid Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks simply don't give a ...

Shit's about to get real. Equipped with a 5-minute limit, our Poo Timer will put an end to shared-bathroom loitering! No more standing guard, suffe...

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

Feeling unbalanced? Get to the energetic core of the issue! 🌈🧘✨ What do you say... are you ready to start a journey of self-discovery and unlock yo...

Enjoy letting the day s'lip away Our Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss is vanilla flavored, and is just as sweet as can be! With his sunny dispos...

Dorothy! Put your favorite Golden Girls foursome on your fridge, office or any magnetic surface! This magnet set will take you back as you recreat...

No one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed. Our crude, rude, and socially acceptable (in the right crowd) F*ck Marry, Kill Card Game is a...

Have a slice day! Searching for the perfect pizza lover gift? Our savory Pizza Scented Pen cannot be topped. It's a totally cheesy present for you...

Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why ...

Tough tits! Our Calm Your Tits Card Game is a titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing! Pl...

They knew how to push each others buttons And now you can push theirs with our Golden Girls Talking Button! Whether you grew up watching The Golden...

Hey now! Check out that package… ... of six speedo-clad muscle men drink markers! No need to worry about misplacing your drink when our cheeky Drin...

It may be mini, but it still rocks Diminutive in stature, but mighty in chillness, our Mini Japanese Rock Garden will help you find peace in everyd...

A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volc...