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Valentine's Day Gift Guide

The best Valentine's Day Gifts + Greeting Cards! Romantic, funny... and a few sarcastic ones! Fun and unique Valentine's Day Gifts for kids and adults!

Valentine's Day Gifts


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    Little Letter DIY Car Air Freshener Kit

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    Nothing beats receiving a handwritten letter! 📝🥰 Are you a big softie looking for a unique personalized gift idea? Please, allow us to introduce y...

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    Llama Cleaning Slippers

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    Llama tell you like it is... Your house could use some sprucing, and your soul could use some loosening, so toss on our Llama Cleaning Slippers, an...

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    Astronaut Strawberries

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    Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astr...

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    Mindfulness Stone Stacking Kit

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    Find your center Our intuitive Mindfulness Stone Stacking Kit allows you to find peace and serenity through the mindful art of stone stacking. This...

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    Grocery Store Live Chat Support Relationship Card

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    You probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...

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    Ice Cream Money Coin Purse

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    Treat yo self! 🍦 If your slush fund looks more like a Slushee fund, give your modest savings a consolation hug by stashing it inside of our adorabl...

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    Lucky Tree Frog Ear Cuff

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    Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful ...

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    Lucky Dog Bearer of Good Fortune

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    Throw dog lovers a bone! 🦴❤️ 🐕 Retrieve smiles and howls of laughter when you present our Lucky Dog - Bearer of Good Fortune Gift Set to your pooch...

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    You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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    You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

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    Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

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    These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

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    Magic Pencil That Never Needs Sharpening

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    Unleash the magic of endless writing with our enchanting magic pencil! Behold the wonder of the Magic Pencil - the writing tool that defies all odd...

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    Cat Butt Gum

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    Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

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    Mini-Kickers Flavored Roasted Crickets

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    Everybody gets a kick out of eating crickets! Crickets are healthy. They offer real animal protein that includes all 9 essential amino acids, more ...

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    Otter Tape Dispenser

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    Hello, what's not to love! With Otter Tape Dispenser there's no need to hide that boring tape dispenser anymore! Simply add a roll of tape to Ott...

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    Kitty Cat Tape Dispenser

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    Purr-fectly Practical! For all the cat ladies out there, this Kitty Cat Tape Dispenser promises to be the 'purrfect' blend of fun and functionality...

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    Zesty Lemon Celebration Cake Kit

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    Can't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...

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    Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit

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    Looking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...

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    Vanilla Celebration Confetti Cake Kit

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    Because cake is for life, not just birthdays! Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, promotion, graduation, or your bestie finally kicking that toxic...

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    Forage Butter Storage

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    Spread the love🍄🧈 Embark on a foraging adventure in your own kitchen with our Forage Butter Storage, the enchanting mushroom-shaped butter keeper t...

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    Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon

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    Congratulations for getting off the couch and helping 🧺 Dripping with sarcasm and nostalgia, our Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon is the...

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    Dog Toast Lick Mat

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    Anybody want a slobber sandwich? 🐶 Welcome to your new world with our Dog Toast Lick Mat! It's the greatest thing since sliced bread! This innovati...

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    Giant Beaver! Tiny Ass! Card Game

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    Unleash your wild side! Get ready to throw caution to the wind and embark on a hilariously outrageous card game that's not for the faint-hearted! I...

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    Calm Your Tits Card Game

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    Tough tits! Our Calm Your Tits Card Game is a titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing! Pl...

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    I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Relationship Card

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    From one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...

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    Become a Laird or Lady

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    Fancy owning a wee bit of Scotland, wouldn'y ya? Looking to trade in your boring miss or mister title for something a wee bit fancier? Our Become a...

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    Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

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    Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with ...

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    Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

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    Sorry We're Dirty / Come In We're Clean Magnets... how do they work? They're magic! What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled FlipSi...

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    F*ck, Marry, Kill? Adult Card Game

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    No one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed. Our crude, rude, and socially acceptable (in the right crowd) F*ck Marry, Kill Card Game is a...

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    Guinea Pig Eyeglass Holder

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    Your Desk’s Cute + Smart Work Companion! Embark on an adorable adventure with our delightful Guinea Pig Eyeglass Holder, expertly crafted to sprink...

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    IV Plant Life Support Drip

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    Feed me, Seymour! Don't leaf your plants in the murderous hands of a friend or a relative while you are away on that dream trip! Our IV Plant Life ...

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    Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

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    Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

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    100 Ways To Eat Cock

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    cock-a-doodle-doo! Are your taste buds in a fowl mood? Maybe you've been brooding over the same old chicken dishes? Fear no more! 🐔Whether you're f...

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    I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

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    It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

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    Naughty Mini Garden Gnomes for Plant Pots

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    Trolling with my gnomies What the? Our Naughty Mini Garden Gnomes for Plant Pots may look like classic garden gnomes, with the signature long white...

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    Movie Popcorn Bucket List

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    The struggle is real... Let’s face it - sometimes the struggle of choosing the movie is just too real, so after 45 minutes of searching for a film,...

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    Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Relationship Card

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    For the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...

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    You're the One That I Want Grease Valentine's Day Card

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    And my heart is set on you Send your love with this electrifying You're the One That I Want Greeting Card and say "oooh oooh oooh, HONEY"! It's the...

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    Nothing Compares 2 U Valentine's Day Card

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    It's been 7 hours and 13 days You can do whatever you waaaaant, and send this card to who ever you choose, but nothing compares, nothing compares 2...

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    Love Is A Battlefield Relationship Card

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    Heartache to heartache we stand We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... our Love is ...

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