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Goodnight Free Time, Uninterrupted Sleep, Spare Cash New Baby Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99
📦 Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Houston, we have a baby! ✨🍼🚀✨

It's a whole new world when baby comes to town! Let the new parents know that they'll totally rocket this great space coaster of an emotional ride. Colorfully illustrated inside and out, this welcome-to-parenthood greeting is an aww-dorable addition to the aptly named "Pretty Sarcastic" collection by Mrs. Murphy.

  • Goodnight Moon Parody New Baby Card
  • Front: Goodnight, trees. Goodnight, breeze. Goodnight Mars. Goodnight, stars
  • Inside: Goodnight, free time. Goodnight, uninterrupted sleep. Goodnight, spare cash. Hello unconditional love.
  • Made in the United States of America!

This sarcastically comical card is printed on high-quality paper made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste, and paired with a kraft envelope that is 100% recycled, 20% PCW. Measures approximately 4.5 inches long x 6.25 inches wide. Proudly made in the USA!

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