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Goodnight Free Time, Uninterrupted Sleep, Spare Cash New Baby Card

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Houston, we have a baby! ✨🍼🚀✨

It's a whole new world when baby comes to town! Let the new parents know that they'll totally rocket this great space coaster of an emotional ride. Colorfully illustrated inside and out, this welcome-to-parenthood greeting is an aww-dorable addition to the aptly named "Pretty Sarcastic" collection by Mrs. Murphy.

  • Goodnight Moon Parody New Baby Card
  • Front: Goodnight, trees. Goodnight, breeze. Goodnight Mars. Goodnight, stars
  • Inside: Goodnight, free time. Goodnight, uninterrupted sleep. Goodnight, spare cash. Hello unconditional love.
  • Made in the United States of America!

This sarcastically comical card is printed on high-quality paper made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste, and paired with a kraft envelope that is 100% recycled, 20% PCW. Measures approximately 4.5 inches long x 6.25 inches wide. Proudly made in the USA!