Calm Your Tits Greeting Card
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Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown?
Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting Card! Perhaps she's dealing with a pecker of an ex, or stress just seems to flock to her. Make light of the situation with the cheeky pun of this sweary intervention card!
- Calm Your Tits Greeting Card
- Indispensable wisdom from one feathered friend to another
- Featuring a hand-drawn illustration of two yellow tit birds suggesting you calm the f*ck down already with some punny slang
- Eco-friendly and handmade by a small company
Made in the USA. This card measures 5.5 inches x 4.25 inches, is letterpress printed on heavy French Paper Co. card stock and includes a recycled brown kraft paper envelope. Have fun supporting a small business with snarky Calm Your Tits everyday greeting card!
