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Another Year Closer to Acceptably Wear Crocs Birthday Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99


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Holey crap. Crocs are still a thing?

The quest to find the birthday card can be treacherous. Shoes wisely! Flip your Crocs into sports mode and venture into our funny Crocs Birthday Card. Dangerously tacky, it will help your gift recipient keep their sense of humor timeless, even if their sense of style goes to hell in a handbasket.

  • Crocs Birthday Card
  • Front of card: Another year closer to being able to acceptably wear crocs.
  • Illustrated with hand-drawn given-up-all-hope-green Crocs (no socks)
  • Appropriate for any age in which you stop giving a damn what people think. (and lose all sense of style)
  • Inside: Blank for your personalized message.
  • Handmade in the USA!

Even if you think the idea of these shoes ever being acceptable is Croc of shit... you can still enjoy the sentiment!

Handmade in Charleston, South Carolina. Card measures 4 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Our Crocs Birthday Card is professionally printed on heavy bright white matte card stock and packaged in a cello sleeve with 100% recycled brown Kraft envelope.