I'm actually feeling much better
This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bright side of life. Another year older, things can get harder with aches, pains, sight... getting old kind of sucks. But... we're not dead yet!
The front of the card features a vintage skull print and says "Good News... You're Not Dead Yet!", and is blank inside for a personal message.
- Made in the USA!
- Printed on premium 100 lb creme colored goodness paper
- Printed with soy based inks
- Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
- Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
- Blank inside
Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.
Our funny, yet grisly, Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a bad ass chick!
Offensive + Delightful - Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card
I second this emotion! Need about a dozen of these cards for the many who are now cycling through their second, and third birthdays a la covid.
But at least we're still here to complain about it, and this card conveys that sentiment perfectly. The card and envelope are sturdy and the printing fine. The person I'll be sending this to shortly will love it.
Love this card! The envelope for this card is extra cool metallic-y sort of copper-ish color. Love it! Sending to a friend dealing with multiple health challenges. Anytime they need to curse but don't want to do it out loud, they can let the gator do the talking because f*^#! Serious health challenges suck out loud.
Nicely printed, heavy card stock, waaay great envelope. Yup. It's a winner.
I’m very honest and I like to swear, a lot so these cards are perfect!