Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card

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What is the best way to spread Christmas sneer?

To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mouthed greeting is sure to add some irreverent fun to the holidays! Their bellies will be shaking like a bowl full of jelly in no time!

  • Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Christmas Card
  • This cheeky, vintage-style, Christmas greeting features the chubby and plump, right sweary old elf we all know and love
  • Inside: Blank for a personalized message.
  • Printed on top-notch off-color-humor paper with brilliant soy-based inks
  • Coupled up with a shimmery copper envelope
  • Eco-friendly. But not kid-friendly.
  • Made in the USA!

This is not your Grandmother's Card. Or maybe it is. And if so, we'd love to meet her sometime!

This A2 size folded card is printed on premium 100lb paper and measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Includes a metallic envelope featuring a deep euro flap. Our Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Card is gift of profanity created by a women-owned small business in the United States of America. Whoopty freakin' doo, Merry Christmas to you!

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Pam B.
Naughty Santa

I have a friend who despises holidays. When I can't find the right irreverent card for him, I make my own. I'm happy to have this Santa card ready for 2022!

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Rick B.
Happy buyer

I ordered the card and needed it quickly, so paid extra for fast shipment. It showed up a day earlier than expected!
Card was high quality and recipient was very happy to receive the unique card.

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Melissa P.
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Perfect Christmas card!

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