Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card
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Free Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $75. $4.99 on orders under $75. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $75 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $75 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
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What is the best way to spread Christmas sneer?
To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mouthed greeting is sure to add some irreverent fun to the holidays! Their bellies will be shaking like a bowl full of jelly in no time!
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Christmas Card
- This cheeky, vintage-style, Christmas greeting features the chubby and plump, right sweary old elf we all know and love
- Inside: Blank for a personalized message.
- Printed on top-notch off-color-humor paper with brilliant soy-based inks
- Coupled up with a shimmery copper envelope
- Eco-friendly. But not kid-friendly.
- Made in the USA!
This is not your Grandmother's Card. Or maybe it is. And if so, we'd love to meet her sometime!
This A2 size folded card is printed on premium 100lb paper and measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Includes a metallic envelope featuring a deep euro flap. Our Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Card is gift of profanity created by a women-owned small business in the United States of America. Whoopty freakin' doo, Merry Christmas to you!
