May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card

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Description

Holy shit, I can feel it!

Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some positive energy! It's a great card to lift spirits!

Harness the power of the crystals that are pictured on the greeting card to their fullest! You just have to believe, right? Believe enough and these crystals with heal the shit out of you... or at least put a smile on someone's face! They say laughter is the best medicine.

So, snap up a stash of this brash greeting and send it on out to all of your friends and family members who enjoy a good laugh and lapidary medicine therapy.

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card is made in the USA.

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