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Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card

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Cock-a-dude'll-do

As far as visual puns go, our Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card is the tits! You'd have to wake up pretty early in the morning, to pull this one past us.

  • Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card
  • Front: Simplistic design features the word "Nice" followed by an image of a large rooster. It means exactly what you clucking think it (morning) wood mean.
  • Inside: Blank for an eggsstra inappropriate message
  • Eco-friendly! Printed on extra-heavy, recycled card stock, with FSC-certified envelope (paper harvested from legal, responsibly-managed forests!)
  • Made in the USA by a woman-owned company.

A funny punny card to send your boyfriend, hubby, or hasn't-yet-been-declared. After all, if you're looking to get laid, every now and hen, you gotta lay your eggs this card out on the table.

Designed by a female artist located in Long Island, New York. Folded card measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall and is made from 130# recycled card stock. Coordinating sun yellow envelope is FSC-certified. Our flirty, down-and-dirty Nice Cock is a hilarious relationship card.

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