A X-mas gift for the fabulously naughty
Everyone knows that lumps of coal are for novices. Our Naughty North Pole Coal Christmas Card is for the top 1%! After all, you gotta be working overtime at the Pole to achieve 100% naughty status! As a reward, this greeting comes with a celebratory package of glittery Christmas herpes, reserved especially for Santa's special ho-ho-hoes.
- 100% Naughty North Pole Coal Christmas Card
- Front: Hand-drawn lettering with charcoal style illustrations, and a special surprise!
- A small bag of sparkly glitter "coal" made of a blend of all-natural stones and glitter! So they can sprinkle their mischief wherever they go!
- Inside: Blank for a personal message.
- Environmentally friendly! This unique greeting is made from sustainably sourced card stock and comes paired with an envelope made from 100% recycled paper from post-consumer waste.
- Spread Christmas sneer for all to jeer!
- Made in the USA
This unique Xmas card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. It is professionally printed on 14pt sustainably sourced card stock with a brown kraft envelope. Made in the United States of America. Our ho-ho-horrendously fun Naughty North Pole Coal Christmas Card is sure to sleigh them this holiday season!