You Better Watch Out! Sinister Santa Christmas Card
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He sees you when you're sleeping...
And that should scare the crap out of you! Our horrifically funny You Better Watch Out Christmas Card features a sinister Santa that will strike fear and elicit laughter! So they can forget about visions of sugar-plums dancing through their heads... we imagine they'll be sleeping with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight!
- You Better Watch Out! Christmas Card
- Front: Features a menacing Santa peeking out from behind a lacy drape. Horror film style font has the words “You Better Watch Out” dripping in blood.
- Inside: “Hope you survive the holidays."
- Environmentally friendly! Digitally printed on FSC certified paper, accompanied with a Green Seal certified envelope.
- Filled with Christmas
cheerfear, it’s the perfect card for fans of bdark humor.
- Made in Canada
The card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Digitally printed with red foil on Forest Stewardship Council certified paper. Includes matching Green Seal Certified envelope and cellophane sleeve. Our cheeky You Better Watch Out! Sinister Santa Christmas Card is a real scream!