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The End Is Near Dinosaur Birthday Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire!

Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with our The End Is Near Dinosaur Birthday Card!

  • Front of card: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in flaming yellow against a star-filled night sky "The end is near" in speech bubble
  • Inside of card: Blank for personal message
  • Design: A giant asteroid looms in the background, with one dinosaur in a party hat, and another dino warning of impending doom
  • Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper, and 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.
  • Packaged in a plant-based biodegradable cello sleeve.
  • Made in USA

Designed in Rhode Island by self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost-friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Our The End Is Near Dinosaur Birthday Card is a fun card for your favorite fossil.