The Mystery Of Who Gives A Shit Greeting Card
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A mystery even the gang can't solve
Our deceivingly witty The Mystery Of Who Gives A Shit Greeting Card is a sarcastic delight. This must be one of the driest greeting cards we offer, and we LOVE IT. The drier the better. Your BFF got a new job and you're a lil' bit jealous? This card. Brother always the center of attention and you want to get your own back on his birthday? THIS CARD.
- Retro Vintage inspired illustration brings to mind the front cover of a classic Nancy Drew or Hardy Boys novel
- Blank inside for your own personalized sarcastic message.
- Produced from sustainable forests and/or recycled materials.
- 100% recycled brown kraft envelope supplied.
- Made in the UK.
Designed by Steven Rhodes. Measures 5.8 x 5.8 inches square. Our The Mystery Of Who Gives A Shit Greeting Card is the perfect greeting to share your unique brand of humor.