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50% OFF Sale

Not only are we having a totally sassy sale... but we've already marked down a fun bunch of products 50%! As items sell out... we add even more products to our 50% OFF Sale to replace them. Yep, so I guess we'll see you back here each day to see what was just marked down!

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RUFF LIFE MAGNET SET — Ruff Life Magnet Set

$5.99 $2.99

People seem to be irresistibly drawn to our Ruff Life Magnet Set and and it's not just because they're magnetic! They're infectiously happy and anything but melon-collie. Life can be ruff. That's why dogs were invented, to teach us about...

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Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet — Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$5.99 $2.99

Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House, you'll be on your way to Make Your Memos Great Again. Need sticky flags for your...

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YARD GOODS FACT-O-METER THERMOMETER — Yard Goods Fact-O-Meter Thermometer

$13.99 $6.99

Cringe at the idea of small talk? How much could you possibly say about the weather? Ugh! Don't fret! Allow our Yard Goods Fact-O-Meter Thermometer to come to the rescue! Soon you'll be able to drop gems such as... 'It's as warm...

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Beer Me Socks — Beer Me Socks

$9.99 $4.99

Our ingenious Beer Me Socks prove that fashion, is in the eye of the beer holder. Or something like that. Imagine if you will... It's your day off, and the only six-pack you're working on is the one in the fridge. You spot your roommate on their way to...

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MUSTACHE PENCIL TOPPER — Moustache Pencil Topper

$3.99 $1.99

Looking for some instant masculinity? Look no further! Our big black Moustache Pencil Topper will give you instant machismo if your happen to lack a furry companion on your top lip! Perhaps you simply don't have the time to cultivate...

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Cupcake Lip Balm — Cupcake Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.49

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about? Cupcakes, of course! If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

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INDOOR SNOWBALL FIGHT SNOWBALLS — Indoor Snowball Fight Snowballs

$6.99 $3.49

Pillow fights are so passe! With our Snowtime Anytime Indoor Snowballs, you can have a real indoor snowball fight whenever the mood strikes! These specially designed snowballs are light and fluffy and feel like a real snowball, but they have a...

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ENCHANTED UNICORN NOTEPADS — Enchanted Unicorn Notepads

$7.99 $3.99

Sure, you may be filled with dark, angry thoughts at times, but you can write those somewhere else! Take a vacation from negativity with our Enchanted Unicorn Notebooks! They're the perfect place to capture those sunny optimistic thoughts...

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Bamboo Brights Scented Highlighters — Bamboo Brights Scented Highlighters

$4.99 $2.49

Word on the street is that our Bamboo Brights Scented Highlighters is the coloring instrument preferred by 9 out of 10 pandas. Bamboozled as to what to get your panda loving friend as a gift? No reason to chew on that thought for too long. The...

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GIANT PEPPERMINT TWIST CANDY SNOW TUBE — Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube

$24.99 $12.49

Straight from grandma's candy dish our Giant Peppermint Twist Snow Tube is ready to take you around and around, and a up and down that hill over and over again! This snow tube will feel right at home on a brisk winter day! Just imagine yourself speeding...

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HELLO KITTY SUPER STAR MUG — Hello Kitty Super Star Mug

$11.99 $5.99

Our bright and cheerful Hello Kitty Super Star Mug is happy to join you, every groggy morning or late night, as you plan your attack to take over the world or at least finish that report that's quite possibly due in the morning. We're willing to bet that...

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MAGIC MUSHROOM PEN — Magical Mushroom Pen

$2.99 $1.49

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical...

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PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS NOTEBOOK — Penny For Your Thoughts Illusion Notebook

$3.99 $1.99

In search of a clever gift idea for your best thrift show bud? Our Penny For Your Thoughts Notebook is so money, we'd bank on it being a welcome change of pace! If you can guess exactly how many pennies are in the mason jar on the front of this...

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Petsies Photo Album — Petsies Photo Album

$11.99 $5.99

Admit it... We all take petsies, or pet photos but now there’s a fun place to keep and display them. So get your pics off the device and into this animal-focused book. After all, if you don’t document Scooter, Miles, and Buffy, who...

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Handipanda — Handipanda

$8.99 $4.49

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model...

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Licking Frog Key Chain — Licking Frog Key Chain

$2.99 $1.49

Our Licking Frog Key Chain is an absolutely ribbiting addition to any backpack or cluster of keys! Do you know why frogs are so happy? They eat whatever bugs them! Unleash your inner frog with our Licking Frog Key Chain, and banish your...

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BIG MOUTH GIANT SNOW CONE SNOW TUBE SLED — Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube Sled

$24.99 $12.49

Ahhh. There's nothing better than soft, fresh snow! And whether you're looking to Shred the Gnar or Shave Ice you'll have an arctic blast on our Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube! At 4 feet long it's hilariously big! You'll experience a sugar-rush-like thrill...

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PARASITE PALS PENCIL TOPPERS — Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99 $2.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

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CUPCAKE MINTS — Cupcake Mints

$3.99 $1.99

Lets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake? The frosting! The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so freakin' good you'll wish had even more! Each 3 inch wide...

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You're My Cupcake Wallet — You're My Cupcake Wallet

$10.99 $5.49

Our sugary sweet You're My Cupcake Wallet is hoping and dreaming to be the icing on top of your day! Whether you happen to be experiencing an unusually lucky cake walk of a week, or if you're having a no good, awful, slightly rotten week that is...

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Sketch + Color Stackable Foot Long Crayon — Sketch + Color Stackable Foot Long Crayon

$5.99 $2.99

Our Sketch + Color Stackable Foot Long Crayon can certainly stack up to the rest, and then some! For enormous coloring pleasure this awesome stackable crayon is made up of 15 different colors. You can stack up to build a towering foot-long crayon or use...

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Unicorn Inflatable Horn Headband — Unicorn Inflatable Horn Headband

$4.99 $2.49

It's your lucky day sunshine! Our fabulous Unicorn Inflatable Horn Headband is here to make all of your fantastical unicorn wishes come true! With a few puffs... you can turn you into your favorite mythical creature with a gorgeous rainbow horn in...

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Big Mouth Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube — Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube Sled

$24.99 $12.49

Think outside the Fox! On your next snow day you could slide down the hill on a hard, boring, plastic sled. Or, you can show up your frenemies by stepping to the slope with one of our new hilarious Snow Tubes. Our Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube you see here...

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WILD STRIPES CLIP-ON HAIR HIGHLIGHTS — Wild Stripes Clip-On Hair Highlights

$4.99 $2.49

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side! Our fun and fabulous Wild Stripes Clip-On Hair Highlight extensions slide and clip effortlessly into your hair for when you want to add some flair to your hair! The perfect hair accessory for any hair lover...

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FREEDOM SOAP — Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$4.99 $2.49

Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap! Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive oil. Who...

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THROW A FANTASTIC PIZZA PARTY — Pizza Party Coasters

$5.99 $2.99

Ain't no party like a pizza coaster party. Cause a pizza coaster party don't stop. Now you can turn every beverage into a pizza party with our delicious Pizza Coasters! Each slice from this clever set of 12 features a realistic NY pizza resting on a...

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BIG MOUTH GIANT FROSTED DONUT SNOW TUBE SLED — Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled

$24.99 $12.49

Yay! Snow!! Donut just stand there with a glazed look on your face. Take a bite out of winter by hopping on our enormously fun, 3-foot wide Pink Frosted Donut Snow Tube! Complete with sprinkles, it’s an impossibly sweet and guilt-free treat!...

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Beer Snob Beer Glass — Beer Snob Beer Glass

$19.99 $9.99

For the beer lover with the distinguished palette, our Beer Snob Beer Glass is for you! You appreciate the finer things in life, including a nice, cold beer. Why not serve it up in style? Beer Snob is an elegant, stemmed glass that happens to look like...

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HELL- NO KITTY WINTER SNOW MASK — Hell-No Kitty Winter Snow Mask

$25.49 $12.74

We're not sure what we did to deserve this but our Hell-No Kitty Ski Mask hiss just arrived and it is everything you could want and meowr! It's true... we're totally not kitten! Now you can hit the trail with your cattitude on full display with our...

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Unicorn Mini Eraser Pot — Unicorn Mini Eraser Pot

$4.99 $2.49

Unicorns, shooting stars, rainbows, cupcakes... our Unicorn Mini Eraser Pot has them all! This adorable set of tiny erasers comes in a delightfully petite clear plastic potion jar that is tiny enough to fit inside of your pencil case! This...

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2 OZ REUSABLE DRINKING CUP — Picnip Vintage Flask

$19.99 $9.99

Handsomely designed to look like a classic, tartan-clad drink bottle, our PicNip Vintage Flask is plaid to the bone! Why you say? Because inside it's a 10-ounce steel flask ready to party! Topped with a functional and reusable 2-ounce cap...

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WARNING FART ZONE TIN SIGN — Warning Fart Zone Tin Sign

$12.99 $6.49

Let our WARNING: FART ZONE Tin Sign tell it like it is, so you don't have to put your bean burrito down and explain it to them yourself. Don't say we didn't warn you! Perfect gift for the person who delights in clearing a room, with their gaseous...

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BREW IT YOURSELF - CAVEMAN COLA — Brew It Yourself Caveman Cola

$15.99 $7.99

Ever wonder what our prehistoric ancestors drank while eating popcorn and watching live cave drawings? We're certainly not archaeologists, but we're pretty sure they were drinking some form of primordial pop! Now you can brew your cola...

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PINK + TURQUOISE SCENTED SPRAY-IN HAIR COLOR DUO — Pink + Turquoise Scented Spray-In Hair Color

$7.99 $3.99

Think you're ready to make a radical change to your hair, but afraid to make a long term commitment? (like your jerk of an ex) Now you can have party hair on the weekend, and be back to business come Monday morning. How you say? Dip dye,...

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I'm the Rainbow Glittery Infant Bodysuit — I'm the Rainbow After the Storm Glittery Infant Bodysuit

$12.99 $6.49

Our magical I'm the Rainbow After the Storm Glittery Infant Bodysuit is the perfect romper for any and every baby! So many colors! This super romper features the quote "I'm the Rainbow After the Storm" in a vibrant rainbow of colors, emphasizing the...

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INSTANT WINTER SNOW — Instant Winter Snow

$3.99 $1.99

It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do! However, if you're a like-minded creature who loves the white fluffy stuff too and are possibly into awesome things like creating a winter wonderland while pondering puffy polymers,...

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