50% OFF Sale

Not only are we having a totally sassy sale... but we've already marked down a fun bunch of products 50%!  As items sell out... we add even more products to our 50% OFF Sale to replace them.  Yep, so I guess we'll see you back here each day to see what was just marked down!

 

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ERASE THOSE MISTAKES
50% OFF

Furaser Cat In A Box Eraser

$4.99 $2.49

Oh man, did you make a mistake?  You have got to be kitten me.  That's just purrfect.  Looks like it's time to let the cat out of the box, like right meow! Each of our sleepy Furaser Cat-in-a-Box Erasers is an eraser lovingly snuggled...

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Hot Sausage Link Trivet
50% OFF

Hot Sausage Link Trivet

$9.99 $4.99

Our Hot Sausage Link Trivet is the best, because scorched countertops are the würst!  If you've been casing the internet for the perfect trivet, it's time you meat Fred’s adjustable Hot Sausage. It's the cure for preventing your surfaces...

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BAR BONES - SKULL BAR SPOON
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Bar Bones Bar Spoon

$8.99 $4.49

Go ahead, pick your poison!  Then stir the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Bar Spoon!   This twisted fella is ready to take a dip in the wickedess of adult beverage concoctions lurking in your head.   A...

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Beer Snob Beer Glass
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Beer Snob Beer Glass

$19.99 $9.99

For the beer lover with the distinguished palette, our Beer Snob Beer Glass is for you! You appreciate the finer things in life, including a nice, cold beer. Why not serve it up in style? Beer Snob is an elegant, stemmed glass that happens to look like...

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 Bird Feed Bowl & Spoon
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Bird Feed Bowl & Spoon

$14.99 $7.49

Forgetting to eat breakfast before you fly the coop in the morning, will be all the more difficult knowing this charming set is nestled away in your kitchen cabinet. Our nifty Bird Feed Bowl & Spoon set features a little birdie spoon performing a...

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Cupcake Lip Balm
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Cupcake Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.49

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

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DAYDREAMING PANDA SALT + PEPPER SHAKER SET
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Daydreaming Panda Salt + Pepper Shaker Set

$9.99 $4.99

Life isn’t black and white, unless you're our en'dangerously cute Daydreaming Panda Salt + Pepper Shaker Set! This dashing day dreaming pair is ready to serve up an able dose of cuteness to your kitchen, dining room, or desk office. An unbearbly...

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Big Mouth Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube
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Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube Sled

$24.99 $12.49

Think outside the Fox! On your next snow day you could slide down the hill on a hard, boring, plastic sled. Or, you can show up your frenemies by stepping to the slope with one of our new hilarious Snow Tubes. Our Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube you see here...

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GIANT PEPPERMINT TWIST CANDY SNOW TUBE
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Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube

$24.99 $12.49

Straight from grandma's candy dish our Giant Peppermint Twist Snow Tube is ready to take you around and around, and a up and down that hill over and over again! This snow tube will feel right at home on a brisk winter day! Just imagine yourself speeding...

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Cats On A Roll Decorative Sticker Tape
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Cats On A Roll Decorative Sticker Tape

$6.99 $3.49

You've cat to be kitten. Our Cats On A Roll Decorative Sticker Tape is so totally clawsome. It's a cat nap dream come true! Once these cool cats strut into your life, you'll never be the same! And just like cat hair, this tape will soon be all over...

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EASY WAY TO GET THE BABY TO STOP CRYING
50% OFF

Chill Baby Stop Sign Pacifier

$9.99 $4.99

For those moments when you've exhausted your internet search capabilities... our hilarious Chill Baby Stop Sign Pacifier adds some much needed levity to the unyielding cries of your cranky cutie! So when all of the swaddling, shushing and swinging...

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UNDER THE TEA SEAHORSE INFUSER
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Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser

$9.99 $4.99

Is this the real life?  Is this just fanta-sea? We are not squiding you right now!  It's o-fish-al!  Although totally silly and completely adorable our Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser is no joke and is ready to sink into a nice cup of tea...

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Chill, Baby Teether Rex
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Chill, Baby Teether Rex

$9.99 $4.99

Let your little one cut their teeth on our tyrannical Chill, Baby Teether Rex. It’s a soft and safe silicon dinosaur skull that helps sooth those incoming incisors. Not only do all kids just absolutely love dinos but it looks pretty cool to see a...

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GOOD MEASURE WINE RECIPE GLASS
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Good Measure Wine Recipe Glass

$9.99 $4.99

Bottoms up to good times and totes acceptable day drinkin! Wine not? Our Good Measure Wine Cocktail Recipe Glass is ready to serve up some clever concoctions for wine cocktails! Our newest measuring glass is printed with seven delectable wine cocktail...

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FOOD BANK LOCKBOX
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Squirreled Away Food Bank Safe

$14.99 $7.49

No need to go nutty thinking about where to stash your cash and jewels! Tuck them into our extra fancy Squirreled Away Food Bank Safe and they'll be hidden right in plain sight! Peek under the lid to find a keyed, locking safe that keeps your valuables...

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WANDERWARE COCKTAIL SHAKER
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Wanderware Cocktail Shaker

$15.99 $7.99

You may wonder where in the world you are, but no matter where the unbeaten path leads... you'll end up prepared for a swanky good time with our Wander Ware Cocktail Shaker! This 10-ounce rugged shaker is a tough and tumble enameled-steel drink mixer,...

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XOXO LIPSTICK PEN
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XOXO Lipstick Pen

$2.99 $1.49

Our fun and fashionable XOXO Lipstick Pen is just the right shade of you.  Quirky with a dash of kick @ss. This clever pen is cleverly shaped as a tube of lipstick and is hiding the writing implement beneath the classic red.  It's perfect size...

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MONA LISA MASTERPIECE AIR FRESHENER
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Mona Lisa Masterpiece Air Freshener

$3.49 $1.74

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? Or is this your way to hide a broken heart? Spoiler Alert! SHE’S SMILING BECAUSE IT SMELLS GOOD! Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic masterpiece! Our Mona Lisa Masterpiece Air...

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MAGNETITE LOADSTONE MAGNETIC ROCK
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Magnetite Lodestone Magnetic Rock

$3.99 $1.99

We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This rare mineral is naturally - you guessed it - magnetic.  Used in early navigation and thought to have magical properties,...

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Rockin' Guitar 3D Inflatable Colorables
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Rockin' Guitar 3D Inflatable Colorables

$7.99 $3.99

Bringing a new meaning to the term air guitar our inflatable Rockin' Guitar 3D Colorables is about to shake, rattle, and roll on to your gift list. For anyone who's ever dreamed of owning a custom guitar, it's time to rock out on a guitar of your own...

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Galaxy Writers Gel Pens
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Galaxy Writers Gel Pens

$4.99 $2.49

Our out of this world Galaxy Writers Gel Pens are a terrific gift for your favorite space case, future astronaut, or for the one you love to the moon and back. This fun gel pen set comes with five pens each with fun interstellar colors including white,...

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Rare Bear Panda Measuring Tape
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Rare Bear Panda Measuring Tape

$6.99 $3.49

Introducing our endangerously cute, blushing Rare Bear Panda Measuring Tape! Oh, have you met herbivore? Tired of being em-bear-assed by not having the proper measuring device when you're out and about measuring random objects in the wild? This little...

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Kitten Bath Soap
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Kitten Bath Soap

$4.99 $2.49

True story... Walked into the house last night and Mr. Whiskers was all like, "Listen, I've been grooming and watching birds all day.  Don't you even begin to think I have time to give you a bath tonight. Meow. "  Then that fur ball threw this...

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Flashing Neon LED Sign Birthday Cake Topper
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Flashing Neon LED Sign Birthday Cake Topper

$11.99 $5.99

Is that the Las Vegas skyline coming into view? Or is that a birthday cake with a flashing retro light display perched on top? That's right... What happens at your party, stays at your party with our retro Flashing Neon Sign Birthday Cake Topper! Now...

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Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet
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Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$5.99 $2.99

Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House, you'll be on your way to Make Your Memos Great Again. Need sticky flags for your...

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JANE AUSTEN TATTOOS
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Jane Austen Tattoos

$6.99 $3.49

Our stylish Jane Austen Tattoos let the world know that you love the romance and complex manners of England in the early 1800's. Of course, in those days only brigands and sailors had tattoos, but today even the highly cultured decorate themselves with...

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RED FEZ
50% OFF

Red Velour Fez

$11.99 $5.99

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool!   As any self-respecting nerd will tell you, fezzes are cool! This red velour fez is soft to the touch and looks great for the price. It fits your average-sized adult head, but also looks good perched...

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HELLO KITTY SUPER STAR MUG
50% OFF

Hello Kitty Super Star Mug

$11.99 $5.99

Our bright and cheerful Hello Kitty Super Star Mug is happy to join you, every groggy morning or late night, as you plan your attack to take over the world or at least finish that report that's quite possibly due in the morning. We're willing to bet that...

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FREEDOM SOAP
50% OFF

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$4.99 $2.49

Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive oil.  Who...

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Petsies Photo Album
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Petsies Photo Album

$11.99 $5.99

Admit it... We all take petsies, or pet photos but now there’s a fun place to keep and display them. So get your pics off the device and into this animal-focused book. After all, if you don’t document Scooter, Miles, and Buffy, who...

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE DELUXE AIR FRESHENER
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Shakespeare Air Freshener

$3.49 $1.74

What smells like "Shakespearmint" and is decorated with the image of the immortal bard?  It's our sweet smelling William Shakespeare Deluxe Air Freshener! It's the air freshener for people that are classy, well-read and smelly.  Well, maybe...

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SHINY HAPPY BFF RAINBOW HEART NECKLACE SET
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Shiny Happy BFF Rainbow Heart Necklace Set

$12.99 $6.49

For the bestie who brings color to your days and is always there when life gets messy our spectacularly rainbow colored Shiny Happy BFF Rainbow Heart Necklace is the bestest gift in all the land! Because while separately you're fantastic, together you're...

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