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Everyone will love getting this Kicking Ass + Taking Names Card and will laugh and wince at the take-no-prisoners attitude and the message implied.

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Boss lady takes no prisoners!

Our celebratory Kicking Ass and Taking Names Greeting Card is a fantastic gift to someone is getting that big promotion or is adding names to the shit list! This boss lady isn't slowing down, she's kicking ass and taking names. She's glorious but is also bold, brash, brainy and in-charge with style.

Everyone will love getting this lovely card, and will laugh and wince at the take-no-prisoners attitude and message spelled out in big, purple and white script proclaimed on orange, pink and purple paint stripes.

  • Kicking Ass - Beating someone or something's ass, defeating an opponent at a task.
  • Taking Names - Recording a list of future contestants who will have also be beaten or defeated in the defined task.

So, snap up a stash of this brash greeting and send it on out to all of your friends and family members who enjoy a good laugh.

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our Kicking Ass + Taking Names Greeting Card is proudly made in the USA!

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CARD-6419 
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