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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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One Day You'll Find This Card in a Drawer Anniversary Card
In stockKeep it in your drawers. One junk drawer worthy One Day You'll Find This Card in a Drawer Anniversary Card really resonates with the romantic hoard...
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Least Annoying Coworker Award Ribbon
In stockThe award for "Least Annoying Coworker" goes to... The Office you work in may not have the equivalent of the Dundee Awards, but that doesn't mean1 ...
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Dear Mom, I Get It Now Mother's Day Card
In stockJust, wow mom. Our insightful I Get it Now Mother's Day Card gets down to the heart of the matter. But what exactly is it that you get now? Sleeple...
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Deer A**hole Greeting Card
In stockDeer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....
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Don't Exert Yourself Too Much. I Know You Don't Like Sweating Birthday Card
In stockFloats like a butterfly and stings like a son of a bee! 🦋🐝 Beautifully illustrated with a kaleidoscope of butterflies and inspirational words adorn...
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I Love You More Than A Pile Of Hot Trash Relationship Card
In stockThis trash panda will steal your heart, and your sloppy seconds ❤️🦝🗑️ There's nothing that says love than comparing your loved one to a hot pile of...
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Giving No F*cks Decree Birthday Card
In stockFearless frontrunner of unfazed fortitude! Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existen...
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I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card
In stockI don't feel Waffle when you're around Send our delish I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card to that special someone and put a smile on their face!...
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Thanks Matey Kraken Octopus Card
In stockYo ho ho! Cheers, matey ! 🍾🐙 Arrr you looking for the perfect thank you card for your drinking buddy? Whether you're miles apart or 20, 000 leagues...
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Happy Birthday Taco Card
In stockLet's Taco bout your birthday! This spec-taco-lar Happy Birthday Taco Card is perfect for anyone who properly appreciates the taco, or fine dining ...
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Happy Birthday From Your Favorite Child Birthday Card
In stockIt's funny because it's true. From the self-proclaimed comedian (and favorite child) in the family, this Birthday Card is sure to live up their rep...
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Home Sweet Gnome Greeting Card
In stockSay hello to our little friend's new home! Hey! A little guy popped out from under a mushroom in my yard and told me you have a new home! Our Home...
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Tiki Cocktail Fruit Thank You Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipTHERE'S NOTHING A TINY DRINK UMBRELLA CAN'T FIX! Cheers to our adorable Tiki Cocktail Fruit Thank You Card! It's the perfect greeting for the frien...
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Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card
In stockYou Goal Girl! Bringing new life to the phrase - over the hill - our Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card is the perfect card to give mad props...
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Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card
In stockAlways look at the bright side of life... The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your f...
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Slow the Sloth Down Birthday Card
In stockI'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈 Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting olde...
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Kicking Ass + Taking Names Wild Cat Encouragement Card
In stockRawr! 💥🐈⬛📋 Nothing will stand between a cat and its prey, so continue to slay the day, kitties! And while you're at it, pounce on the chance to se...
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Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card
In stockKids are finally going back to school! Some days are more special than others can celebrate them with our Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scr...
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Happy Birthday To A Bad*ss Card
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Happy Birthday To My Prettiest Friend Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipWe wouldn't want anyone to feel bad! Happy Birthday To My Prettiest Friend! Don't show any of our other friends this card. I swear it's not becau...
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Unsolicited Advice Shield Empathy Card
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Feeling Cute, Might Swallow A Cake Later Hippo Birthday Card
In stockHip, Hippo, Hooray! 🎂🦛 This hippo knows how to party! Give a birthday greeting that speaks from the heart, and the stomach! Our painfully relatable...
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Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing Card
In stockNobody puts baby in the corner (near your favorite vase) Hurl a dirty diaper truth bomb at the new parents in the funniest way possible with our We...
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Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipWhoop! Whoop! Party delivery! Deliver a party to their mailbox with our Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card! It's colorful, free-spirited...
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