Emptied the Dishwasher Award Ribbon
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I emptied the dishwasher last week!
Our snarky Emptied The Dishwasher Ribbon is an award for all those people who feel that they've performed an amazing accomplishment. Whew, I'm beat... I emptied both racks of the dishwasher. Time for a break.
This major award is a great way to reward a kid for helping out or to possibly shame an adult who finally did a household chore with out asking. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.
Give someone a gentle ribbing with this Emptied The Dishwasher Ribbon. Bonus if there is an accompanying ceremony with a large crowd!
Made of gold stamped satin. Measures 7.5 inches long x 2 inches wide.