No Ugly Crying Handkerchief
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Teary-eyed or the creature from the black lagoon - the choice is yours!
In a latch ditch effort to preserve your mascara and composure, our No Ugly Crying Handkerchief offers a hysterical reminder, and a flowery snot rag to wipe your tears away.
- Fancy shmancy,100% cotton hanky
- Floral design, fancy script, sassy advice
- Perfect gift for weddings and graduations
Now, there is a good chance that this cheeky rag may cause you bust out laughing while you're crying, which (as we intimately know) closely resembles nervous breakdown. Man, those are fun! Embrace the chaos!
100% Cotton. Hand wash, and dry flat. Floral design with scalloped edges, and script typeface. Hand wash and dry flat. Measures approximately 12 inches square. Our No Ugly Crying Handkerchief is a perfect gift for big and small milestones!