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Sorry You Had To Raise My Awful Brother Mother's Day/Father's Day Card

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He may not be awful but this is gold!

Whether it's a joke or not, our Sorry You Had To Raise My Awful Brother Mother's Day/Father's Day Card is the perfect card for your parents to open this year! Getting cards are supposed to be fun! So why not add a little sass to your greeting, and tell Mom or Dad how you really feel with this hilarious card!

Obviously it's even funnier if your brother has been saint his whole life and everyone gets the sarcasm. But there's also a chance that your parents had to deal with your jerk brother for years and it's finally time that he's getting called out! Hopefully he's cleaned up his act now.

Remember that time he:

  • Snuck out at night and the cops brought him home
  • Wrecked the car
  • Never listened to you
  • Lied about everything

A2 Card measures 4 inches x 5.5 inches and is professionally printed on heavy bright white matte card stock. Blank Inside.

Our Sorry You Had To Raise My Awful Brother Mother's Day/Father's Day Card is handmade in the USA!

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