I Don't Care If The Glass Is Half Full, More Room For Vodka Birthday Card
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I need more vodka to find your jokes funny
Our I Don't Care If The Glass Is Half Full, More Room For Vodka Birthday Card is a great way to look at life! Don't worry if it's half empty or half full, just add vodka to make it better!
Great birthday card for friends that like to party, are looking at the brighter side of life or of course for someone turning 21 years old!
Front - I don't care if the glass is half full or half empty
Inside - There is clearly more room for vodka! Have a full and happy birthday!
- 4" x 6" greeting cards with rounded-corner
- 100% post-consumer recycled paper cards and envelopes
- Unbleached natural kraft paper envelope
- 100% Printing powered by solar energy
- VOC free vegetable-based vibra-color printing
- Proudly Made in the USA
I Don't Care If The Glass Is Half Full, More Room For Vodka Birthday Card measures 4" x 6" with kraft paper envelope. Not only is all paper processed chlorine free, but it is Green-e certified and made with electricity generated from wind power. Not to be outdone, the envelope paper is produced from 80% reclaimed wheat straw, an agricultural by product. Proudly Made in the USA!