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My secret to having it all is 25mg in the morning. Grab a few of our She Was Gorgeous & Smart, But Most Importantly Medicated Cards for the badass women in your life!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Calm, cool and collected, with a tiny bit of help!

Celebrate the woman in your life that always has it together!  Our She Was Gorgeous & Smart. But Most Importantly Medicated Card has a vintage flair of a bygone era. 

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

She Was Gorgeous & Smart. But Most Importantly Medicated Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles!

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