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Big Mouth Giant Man-Eating Shark Pool Float

$39.99

Our jaws-dropping Giant Man-Eating Shark Pool Float is a killer sight gag for sun worshipers or shark fin-atics! As you terrorize a frenzy of unsuspecting beach or pool goers in your shark attack float, it also doubles as a place to keep out of the sun!...

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Big Mouth Giant Mermaid Tail Pool Float

$23.69

If you like mermaids, our Giant Mermaid Tail Pool Float was mer-made just for you! It's for real, not just fishful thinking! Now, there’s nothing little about this mermaid. At over 5 feet long, it's a big-time inflatable for a fairytale summer at...

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Blue Q Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Socks

$10.99

Cooking up a storm? Toss on our Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Socks! They'll be happy to deliver your message without having to take your eyes off the saucepan. They're the perfect pair to wear when you're looking to stir up a little bit of trouble...

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Blue Q Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel

$10.99

Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful kitchen towel resembles a postcard and features a...

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Blue Q Horny For Food Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink retro design of this cheeky oven mitt is begging you to find a man who looks at you the way this woman looks at her cookbooks. Scratch that. Just,...

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Gigantic Shark Bite Beach Blanket

$23.69

duunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun... It's our Gigantic Shark Bite Beach Blanket! AHHH! And just when you thought it was safe to get out of the water! Designed to look like a giant great white shark jumping out of the water to chomp you whole! The Jaws...

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Blue Q Cornhole Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Cornhole Men's Socks will quickly become your lucky pair of gaming socks! Cornhole...  So Stupid, So Fun! And it's quickly become everyone's favorite lawn game/outdoor drinking activity! Whether you're tailgating, hosting a BBQ, or...

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Blue Q Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

$12.99

Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you just look at this kitty cat. So stinking pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your...

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Blue Q Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

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I Heart Mom Mug

$11.99

You think your mother is awesome!   She isn't just awesome though... She's the MOST awesome mother, above all others!   But does she really know that you feel this way about her?   Tell your mother how much you love and appreciate her with...

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Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder

$2.89

Our Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder is a fun and cleverly designed solution to keep your toothbrush from lying around on the bathroom counter! Designed to make your toothbrush look like tap water dripping from a classic water spout, it's the coolest...

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Rock Your Rolls Infant Bodysuit

$12.99

Our rebellious Rock Your Rolls Infant Bodysuit is the perfect accessory for your little one! Afterall at about six months babies start to master rolling over! Ahh, more word play! <3 An infant musical prodigy may own a rock mantra of Sleep,...

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Blue Q Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So why not add some trash talking and personality to your favorite room in the house? It's the perfect gift, because everyone needs...

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Blue Q I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$12.99

Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready? It's dinner...

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Blue Q Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish

$9.49

Attract attention from all angles with our days of the week Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish!  Features a cool color and a fun fragrance to suit your mood every day of the week! Madhouse Monday Toes Out Tuesday Wake Up...

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Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet
50% OFF

Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$5.99 $2.99

Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House, you'll be on your way to Make Your Memos Great Again. Need sticky flags for your...

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Beer Me Socks
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Beer Me Socks

$9.99 $4.99

Our ingenious Beer Me Socks prove that fashion, is in the eye of the beer holder. Or something like that. Imagine if you will... It's your day off, and the only six-pack you're working on is the one in the fridge. You spot your roommate on their way to...

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Big Mouth Lil' Donut Kiddie Pool Float

$14.99

Our Sprinkles of Fun Big Mouth Lil' Donut Kiddie Pool Float is an awesome pool accessory for an unforgettable childhood summer! We assume your little one follows in your footsteps... big personality with an appetite for laughs. So this adorable pool...

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Big Mouth Taco Pool Float

$18.89

Grande Señor Taco Pool Float, is that you? Sea, sea. Let’s taco ’bout summer. Normally, bringing a huge taco into the pool would be a disaster for the pool filter (ok and the swimmers, too). Enter our que chido Grande Señor...

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