Valentine's Day

Fun + Unique Valentine's Day Gifts for your mom, dad, brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, kid, cousin, aunt, uncle, niece, nephew, crush, sweetheart, best friend, teacher, friend, and anyone else your heart desires!

Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

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Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You Socks Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but admittedly crazy friend... or you know.....

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Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

$4.99

Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing your lipos in the...

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Milo Corgi Diffuser

$54.99

Hey Corgeous! Amp up your relaxation with our super cute Milo Corgi Diffuser! Just add your own favorite essential oils and enjoy! His cheerful personality is refreshing for your skin and hair! This little pup can humidify a room for a good six to...

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Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder

$19.99

Stay committed... to keeping your purse off the dirty floor! Our Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder will allow you to wine and dine, and feel just fine! You'll never have to worry about finding a place to safely place your purse, with this...

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Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages

$5.99

A Kiss Will Make It Feel Better! Our Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a smooch-able bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE...

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Elodie Unicorn Diffuser

$54.99

Diffuse any situation with Magical Unicorn Horn Mist We think our Elodie Unicorn Diffuser is just, well, essential... pun totally intended. Meet Elodie, she's a chubby unicorn reincarnated as a diffuser. We think she's pretty darned cute, if we do say...

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Fancy That! Heart Key Ring

$6.99

Give them your heart... And the keys to your apartment! Our Fancy That! Heart Key Ring is a fun way to present someone the keys to your heart and to your home! Dripping with sweetness an symbolism its' a fun way to celebrate taking your relationship to...

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Free Hugs JK GTFO (Get The F*ck Out) Mug

$9.99

You are mistaken... our Free Hugs JK GTFO Mug is not giving you a come-hither look. Just look at the sneaky small text on the back. In case you're not in the know about GTFO... Get The F*** Out.   Holding a generous 16 ounces, this large coffee...

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Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop

$4.99

What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...

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Bob Ross Happy Little Mints

$2.99

With our Bob Ross Happy Little Mints, The Joy of Painting and fresh breath are now within reach! Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the...

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I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks Socks

$9.99

Great Gift For The Church Ladies Our glorious I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks Socks seem to have fallen from heaven! A gift from the gods, you might say! So, like... We've always suspected she might be throwing a few back... but what we're most...

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Let It Be Crank Music Box

$7.49

Speaking (unspoken) words of wisdom, our enchanting Let It Be Music Box is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud enough you to hear,...

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Elodie Unicorn USB Fan

$29.99

Are you a fan of unicorns? Well, our Elodie Unicorn USB Fan is your biggest fan! Okay, actually she's 8 inches tall, but she's by far your cutest fan! Our magical Elodie Unicorn Fan takes out the boring and adds the fun in function! Elodie has a super...

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Fight Like A Girl Socks

$10.99

Fighting Words Socks Before you drop their teeth in, while wearing our cheeky Fight Like a Girl Socks, make sure you reapply your lipstick so you look flawless for that mug shot! Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss, Helen...

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Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks. Socks

$10.99

Really Couldn't Care Less Socks To be honest, our effortlessly cheerful and relentlessly candid Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks simply don't give a damn if like them or not.  But you will. One could say that socks are just like women...

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Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.59

Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the galaxy or hanging back here on Earth! Frozen in time, yet not frozen in temperature, it takes the ice...

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Healing Stones

$9.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

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Understand Men Breath Spray

$5.99

No One Can Truely Understand Men Are you facing the ultimate task of understanding a man?  The only thing you can do is use our Understand Men Breath Spray.  The extra strength mint formula will give you the ability to train with bacon, talk...

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Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For HerNow, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

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Giant Flamingo Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Birds of a feather sled together Our Giant Flamingo Snow TubeSled is taking a break from his Florida retreat to spend some time on the slopes! The race to the bottom of the hill is neck and neck... You know what they say... birds of a feather sled...

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Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good?Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic pineapple...

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Sour-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

Pucker up buttercup! Our bright and colorful Sour-Pop Lollipops are handmade in the USA and available in 3 tempting flavors and color combinations: Sour Watermelon (pink & green) Sour Wildberry (purple & blue) Sour Pink Lemonade...

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Fudge-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

Oh, Fudge!  We feel like a kid in a candy shop! Our eye catching Fudge-Pop Lollipops are available in 6 different color/flavor combinations... How will we ever decide!? Strawberry/Chocolate (Pink & Brown) Vanilla/Chocolate (White &...

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Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light

$13.99

Sweet Dreams Whoever said you're too old for a nightlight, clearly has not met our Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light, and must enjoy stepping on unsuspecting legos. Imagine how much sweeter your bedtime will be with a dreamy unicorn nightlight...

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Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

$12.99

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue...

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Crystal + Mineral Gemstone Collection Box

$7.99

Totally Rocks! Equally compact as it is impressive our Crystal + Mineral Gemstone Collection Box totally rocks!  A fun starter set for kids or adults that are interested in discovering and identifying all kinds of rocks and minerals. This...

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Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Cruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this delightfully pointy pal to tea time! Just fill Cute-Tea hedgehog with your favorite loose tea leaves, and hang...

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I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a...

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Affirmators! Journal

$14.69

Lucky you! Our magically uplifting Affirmators! Journal has manifested its way into your life! Rainbows, unicorns, and good vibes, oh my! Our customer favorite Affirmators! Affirmation Cards has now transformed itself into a deliciously silly and...

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Pumped Up Red High Heel Pushpins

$7.99

Stick a stiletto in it with our Pumped Up Red High Heel Pushpins! Take the first steps to organization with Pumped Up Pushpins! Each little red stiletto is a handy pushpin ready to tiptoe across your tickets and other pinnable ephemera. They make your...

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You're Magical Unicorn Glitter Mug

$12.99

Magic, Glitter And Unicorns OMGOur sparkly You're Magical Unicorn Glitter Mug really does exist! As if having your first cup of coffee in the morning wasn't magical enough, imagine sipping your favorite amazing life giving elixir from this inspiring...

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I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...

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This Wine Is Making Me Awesome Socks

$9.99

Wine + Me = Awesome SocksIf you frequently make pour decisions our This Wine Is Making Me Awesome Socks are right up your alley! Expressing the inner thoughts on your sometimes out layer, these socks give a hint at what you're thinking... This wine is...

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Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipop

$4.99

Are you a sucker for spicy food?  Lovers of spicy food will just eat up our handmade Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipops! Each one of these chili-pepper-shaped hard candy pops is infused with real chili pepper bits, and pack a heat that can't be...

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Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop

$4.99

Unicorns - their poop don't stink Don't go poo poo-ing the idea of our gifting our Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop! Unicorn poop lovers will enjoy eating this poo emoji shaped gourmet candy! Pink & blue swirl Fruit punch flavored hard...

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Somewhere Over The Rainbow Crank Music Box

$7.49

The dreams that you dare to dream are gently brought to light with our Somewhere Over The Rainbow Music Crank Box.  It's a sentimental gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! While this music box is...

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Shakespearean Insult Bandages

$5.99

Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury! Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies...

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Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

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I Love You. I Know. Stacking Mug Set

$13.99

Love Can Go Without Saying But Say It AnywayBeautiful, acceptable, and funny our I Love You I Know Stacking Mug Set will strike the heart of any Star Wars Fan. Featuring corresponding messaging, they're as complimentary to one another as your better...

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Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks

$7.99

Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...

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Cream-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

They're the cream of the crop! A dream-cicle come true, our Cream-Pop Lollipops are designed to look like classic ice-cream pops! They come on a thick wooden pop-sicle stick in six different exciting color and flavor combinations! Strawberry/Vanilla...

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Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On! Socks

$12.99

Why Do Men Like To Walk Arounf Without Pants On?Hey bro!  Maybe it's not too appropriate for you to be freeballing around the house in your robe while my mom's around?  And maybe you could move your piles of laundry back into your room, pay...

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Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

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Love Tiki Mug

$4.59

Tiki For Two and Two For TikiWe aren't making any promises of magical powers, but our Love Tiki Mug allegedly causes people to fall in love with one another... forever!  The myth states that the stronger the drink, the more likely you are to fall in...

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You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote

$9.99

Our eye-catching You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote echoes a sentiment that can be heard loud and clear, but never fully felt.  But you should feel it, because you are.  You are beautiful inside and out and so is everyone else, can't you...

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Ever Cork Vacuum Wine Stopper

$4.99

Pop! Press! And Preserve! Our Ever Cork Vacuum Wine Stopper will let the wine you savor keep its flavor! Simple air retraction system helps preserve the freshness of any bottle!  Easy as 1-2-3! Pop! Press! Preserve!  To use,...

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I Kissed A Republican / Democrat Gum

$1.99

Partisan Political Puking Gum Did you kiss a donkey last night or perhaps your lips locked with an elephant?  With our I Kissed A Republican or I Kissed A Democrat Gum, you can always be prepared for any accidental smooches that may happen due to...

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Holy Sh*t I Love You Dish Towel

$10.99

Our Holy Shit I Love You Dish Towel features a pair of star-crossed lovers locking eyes across a crowded pasture. Or, a casual staring contest between buddies. You decide. Whether you like to spend time in the kitchen cooking, eating, or gabbing, this...

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Elodie Unicorn Ambient Light

$14.99 $7.99

My name is Elodie and I'm here to light up your world. Our mesmerizing Elodie Unicorn Ambient Light is just what your nighttime dream adventures need! This mini ambient lamp brings big magic along for the ride! Adorable Mini Unicorn...

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Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

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Why I Must Have Sex With You Adult Notepad

$6.69

Think romance is overrated? Our Why I Must Have Sex With You Notepad encourages you to utilize your funny bone instead! While sex is one of our basic needs, the diversity of reasons to engage in it staggers the libido. So, we put together a checklist of...

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