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Valentine's Day Gifts

Fun + Unique Valentine's Day Gifts!

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Affirmators! Love and Relationships Cards
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Affirmators! Love and Relationships Cards

$11.99 $5.99

Our cheeky Affirmators! Love and Relationships Cards offer snarky yet sage advice by way of hilarious commentary and ridiculously adorable drawings! It's been said that making positive statements out loud can radically improve your mood, outlook, and...

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Baby's Head Smell Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Everybody loves the smell of a babys head its the smell of innocence.  So next time you start crowning, please reach for our Babys Head Smell Lavatory Mist.  For the treatment and cure of soiled air apply two quick mists of our room spray to...

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Giant Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug

$8.09

Sure, we all love the taste of coffee and that it gives us pep to stay alert, but did you know it also has amazing health benefits?!   It keeps your BMs regular!   What better way to let the world know than displaying this amazing fact directly...

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Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler

$14.39

If you're fixing to find the perfect gift, our Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler is more than qualified for the job! Nothing beats a day of screwing up home improvement projects quite like a cold brewski. Our new zippered Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler...

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Magical Unicorn LED Lamp
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Magical Unicorn LED Lamp

$35.99 $17.99

Behold the beauty of our Magical Unicorn LED Lamp! Float off to dreams of frolicking unicorns in a utopia of rainbows where wishes come true and anything is possible under the soft pastel glow. It’s perfect on your desk for creative inspiration,...

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Messy Bun + Getting Stuff Done Mug

$11.99

Our truth spouting Messy Bun + Getting Stuff Done Mug is for those who grab the day by the kahunas and tackle their to do list like the bad ass that they are! Good things come to those who what? How about pushing through the morning fog to get stuff...

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Pancake Batter Crayon

$4.49

With our incredibly fun Crayum Batter Crayon Bottle, you can be a pancake Picasso!   Here's a fun new way to get creative with your pancakes!  Fill our Batter Crayon with pancake batter and scribble your name, a face or anything...

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Picnip Vintage Flask

$17.99

Handsomely designed to look like a classic, tartan-clad drink bottle, our PicNip Vintage Flask is plaid to the bone!  Why you say?  Because inside it's a 10-ounce steel flask ready to party! Topped with a functional and reusable 2-ounce cap...

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Sloth Social Climbers Wine Charms

$8.99

​​The slowest animal on earth may not immediately seem like the best fit for the courageous job of guarding your drink from tipsy party-goers.  But... seeing that they would be no threat to actually drinking your drink (like some cheeky monkey) and...

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Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$11.99

​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very little about golf, but a little birdie...

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Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$9.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

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Two For Tea Mug + Mr. Tea Infuser Gift Set

$17.09

It's time to put on your big kid pants and brew an excellent cup of tea with our Two For Tea Mug & Mr. Tea Infuser Gift Set! You may have figured it out already, butt this cheeky set features our infamous Mr. Tea infuser and a perfectly coordinated...

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B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$11.99

Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! On the outside,...

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Giant Two Of Hearts Pool Float

$29.99

With our Giant Two Of Hearts Pool Float, you can stay joined at the hip with your BFF or BAE even when you're making big waves at the pool or while floating down the river of love. Everything is better in two’s. Tropical drinks by the pool side,...

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Leafy Green Wake and Bake Mug

$21.59

Start your morning nice and toasty with our Wake and Bake Mug!  Getting up in the morning can be so hard... and the best part of waking up is hot java & kind bud in your mug! Our Wake & Bake Mug makes the process of mustering motivation in...

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Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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Lips Pencil Topper

$3.59

Kiss being bored while you do work goodbye when you have our luscious Lips Pencil Topper!  Now you can make fun faces at your colleagues, yourself or even just your papers!  Muah, darling! This note you just wrote is simply wonderful! Put...

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MONTY PYTHON'S WAFER THIN MINTS
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Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints

$2.99 $1.49

Don't worry about how full you are! Our tantalizing Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints will refresh you. They definitely won't make you explode... or will they? Who can forget the classic sketch from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life with Mr. Creosote?...

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Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$11.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

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Sauce Bottled Up Desktop Decanter

$17.99

If you're going to be hitting the sauce, you might as well throw back in impeccable style! Our Sauce Bottled Up Desktop Decanter is the perfect way to “lift” your spirits. This personal-sized decanter and shot-glass set handsomely...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$11.99

Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks...

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Unicorn Shower Cap

$5.39

Proudly let your love of unicorns go to your head with our adorable Unicorn Shower Cap! Imagine how magical your bath time will be as you visual a plethora of rainbow-colored droplets engulfing you as you shower away all of the negativity that may...

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 Vintage Road Trip Signs Glass Coasters Set
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Vintage Road Trip Signs Glass Coasters Set

$12.99 $6.49

Our Vintage Road Trip Signs Glass Coasters Set of 6 feature nostalgic road signs in vibrant graphics. Classic car aficionados and travel buffs alike will enjoy the fun style of these accessories in a game room, den or on their desk. Parking No...

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Whoopee Cushion Mug

$8.99

The relentless prankster.  There's one in every crowd... If you're not friends with one, it's probably you! Make your morning cup of joe a real gas with our hilarious Human Whoopee Cushion Mug!  If you're like us, your first whoopee cushion...

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Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On! Socks

$11.99

Hey bro!  Maybe it's not too appropriate for you to be freeballing around the house in your robe while my mom's around?  And maybe you could move your piles of laundry back into your room, pay rent this month, and get your car out of dad's spot...

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You Are So Very Loved Etched Mug

$11.99

Our blushing pink You Are So Very Loved Etched Mug is the snuggliest way to deliver a positive affirmation and hot beverage daily! Because we all need a little reminder that we are loved. This beautifully shaped mug will fit warm and cozy in your hand...

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You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote

$9.99

Our eye-catching You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote echoes a sentiment that can be heard loud and clear, but never fully felt.  But you should feel it, because you are.  You are beautiful inside and out and so is everyone else, can't you...

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50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No other formula tackles this many shades of...

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BUBBLE BUFF STICKY FINGERS NAIL FILES
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Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99 $1.49

I want it NOW! - Veruca Salt Not just for stuck up kids who were lucky enough to be put to the test by Mr. Wonka... our Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files are for anyone who is still a kid at heart and likes to keep their nails looking...

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Curled Up Kitty Cat Ring

$6.99

Our brand mew Curled Up Kitty Cat Ring is an adorable reminder of the little purring ball of fur that has stolen your heart, and has you wrapped around their cute little paw paw... kinda like that ball of string they just swiped from of your knitting bag...

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Dinner Winner Plate Supper Hero Edition

$17.99

Look down at the floor!  It's a roll!  It's a blob of mashed potatoes!  It's your kid's dinner anywhere but in their belly! Your lil super hero will soon be fighting at the chance to eat everything on his or her plate!  Sounds...

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Eat Shit Gum

$1.99

Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now. Seriously, do not mess with me today. I'm not putting a dollar in the swear jar either. This is the ultimate gum for those...

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Fight Like A Girl Socks

$9.99

Before you drop their teeth in, while wearing our cheeky Fight Like a Girl Socks, make sure you reapply your lipstick so you look flawless for that mug shot! Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss, Helen Mirren... we can think...

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