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Valentine's Day Gifts

Fun + Unique Valentine's Day Gifts for your mom, dad, brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, kid, cousin, aunt, uncle, neice, nephew, crush, sweetheart, best friend, teacher, friend, and anyone else your heart desires!

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Bag of Zombie Farts

$8.99

Sugar is sweet, undead fall apart.... soon you'll be craving a Bag of Zombie Farts! One day Zeke the Zombie was looking for something to eat. He discovered a unicorn sleeping near a rainbow and decided to take a bite. The unicorn kicked him and flew...

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Blue Q I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool thing about these socks, other...

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Blue Q My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Fur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through the tox-hiss-ity of hy-purr-kitty-cal friends.  After all, mew-sery loves company and our My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Crew Socks sums up our felines just purrfectly...

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I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...

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Blue Q Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how amazing these socks are!...

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Blue Q My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks

$10.99

Sandwich, shmandwich.  Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! Do you prefer your salad with stems or without?  Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent?  Our vibrantly funny My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks are grape...

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Blue Q Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

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Free Beer Tomorrow Lightbox

$18.89

You'll be a day late and a dollar short with our Free Beer Tomorrow Lightbox! A cheeky gift for the light-hearted beer drinker! This vintage designed beer sign will become an instant classic. It's a glowing reminder that nothing is free, and just how...

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Stress Buster Desktop Punching Bag

$19.99

Sometimes we all just have one of those days and Calgon just can't take you away.   Call it a bad day or maybe call it a regular day, but in the end you need to relieve some stress! So stick our Stress Buster on your desk or smooth flat surface and...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.   We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've captured the essence of unicorn farts in a...

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Blue Q I'm Complicated Thank You Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Complicated Thank You Socks are dangerously beautiful and hint at the mysterious complexity stirring underneath your calm (and painfully stylish) exterior. Have you been labeled as complicated? Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a...

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Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads, will happily sit on your pile...

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Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass

$18.89

Our Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass is the elegantly excessive glass for big thinker with big thoughts! We heard it through the grapevine that the first thing on your bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine... and that sounds like an...

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Head for Business Bod for Sin Mug

$9.99

Attention bookworms and taco lovers, our Head for Business Bod for Sin Mug was made for you! Featuring a nerdy little worm wearing reading glasses and poking its head through a red delicious apple on one end, and sporting a bad@ss taco tattoo on its...

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Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints

$2.99

Don't worry about how full you are! Our tantalizing Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints will refresh you. They definitely won't make you explode... or will they? Who can forget the classic sketch from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life with Mr. Creosote?...

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Wine Charmers Drink Markers

$10.99

Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine.  Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're enough to make any Cabernet Sauvignon blush! Imagine. It's...

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Blue Q Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Now, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our amazing Duchess of...

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Frosted Donut Lunch Tote

$14.99

There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table. They'll be so jelly,...

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Pumped Up Red High Heel Pushpins

$7.59

Stick a stiletto in it with our Pumped Up Red High Heel Pushpins! Take the first steps to organization with Pumped Up Pushpins! Each little red stiletto is a handy pushpin ready to tiptoe across your tickets and other pinnable ephemera. They make your...

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Wildflower Memo Tabs

$4.99

Oh, Snapdragon! Our vibrant Wildflower Memo Tabs quickly rose to the top in their field, and are straight up burying the competition! Time to put your yellow sticky flags to flower bed! Soon to become a perennial favorite, this set of wild beauties will...

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Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons

$3.79

LOOKOUT! Our Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons are about to stomp their way into your heart! We've discovered an entirely new species of crayons and we know you'll totally dig our ptero'ibly cool dinosaur Zoodlers! Watch in sheer terror as they bring a...

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Blue Q Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply.  You got two...

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Whoopee Cushion Mug

$9.99

The relentless prankster.  There's one in every crowd... If you're not friends with one, it's probably you! Make your morning cup of joe a real gas with our hilarious Human Whoopee Cushion Mug!  If you're like us, your first whoopee cushion...

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Good Measure Beer Recipe Glass

$9.49

Our pitcher perfect Good Measure Beer Cocktails Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! You're not seeing double (yet!) this incredibly useful pint glass also doubles as a 16-oz measuring ​​glass!  Printed with 7 delectable cocktail...

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BFF Bracelet Scented Erasers

$8.99

Wonder Twin powers activate!  In form of our incredible BFF Bracelet Scented Erasers Set!  With their help, you'll be ready to take on the world and conquer your mistakes both big and small, even when your bestie is not glued to your...

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Love You A Latte Chalk Board Sign

$12.99

Our perky Love You A Latte Chalk Board Sign is the perfect way to espresso yourself! Let's face it, we can't love you a latte, until we've had my coffee! This cute chalk sign by artist Shannon Roberts is the perfect addition to any kitchen or breakfast...

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Unicorn Tea Infuser

$16.99

Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...

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