Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day Gift Guide

Fun + Unique Valentine's Day Gifts for your mom, dad, brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, kid, cousin, aunt, uncle, niece, nephew, crush, sweetheart, best friend, teacher, friend, and anyone else your heart desires!

Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49 $2.00

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos

$4.49 $2.00

Butterflies, hearts, and stars, oh my! With our Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos show the world that your heart is in the right place, even if it's plastered on your face! Have you had your heart set on a tattoo, but are afraid of the commitment? Take...

Petite Unicorn Trinket Dish

$9.99

A magical place to store your treasures! Our sweet-faced Petite Unicorn Trinket Dish is full of delicate, flowery details.   Even the box is printed with pastel flowers that echo the trinket dish! This majestic dish features rosy...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow Crank Music Box

$7.49

The dreams that you dare to dream are gently brought to light with our Somewhere Over The Rainbow Music Crank Box.  It's a sentimental gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! While this music box is...

Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

  As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...

Less You, More Me Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Please Go Away Today SocksFor the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down a hole in the floor, our Less You More Me Kind Of Day Women's Socks are there to cheer you one! Because some days you can only...

Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic...

Super Duper Scooper Giant Ice Cream Cone Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Snow Queen meets Dairy Queen I scream, you scream, we all scream while hanging on for dear life to our humongous Super Duper Scooper Giant Ice Cream Cone Snow Tube Sled! For the snow bunny with a sweet tooth... if a foot of fresh snow reminds you of...

Heading To My Next Mistake Socks

$10.99

Fun Socks For Making Mistakes In Throw our Heading To My Next Mistake Socks on the next time you're in a rush to get out of the door, and blast off to your next misadventure! Afterall, there's no time to make a decision, and if there was, you'd probably...

Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

$12.99

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue glow...

Portable Prosecco Glass Set

$11.99

Feeling bubbly? Let's get fizzical with our Portable Prosecco Glass Set! This adorable duo will keep your life sparkling and your glass full! Featuring two collapsible gold-stemmed glasses, they are made from durable-yet-lightweight plastic so that...

Red Shag Heart Throw Rug

$9.99 $4.00

It's Shag-a-delic Perfect for Valentine's Day, our Red Shag Heart Throw Rug is so adorable you'll want to keep it out year round! Lay your head on it, and dream about your crush, use it as a prop for selfies, photos with your cat, or maybe even...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows SocksFor those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote

$9.99

Our I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote by Blue Q sums things up rather perfectly. You can take your moonlit beach and throw it in the ocean, we'll take the cool glow of our fridge! You too? Join the club (sandwich)! Fashioned in bright...

Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipop

$6.99

You'd better ball-lieve it, sweetness! Our bright and colorful Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipops are only for the truly dedicated sweet tooth. At its size it's probably going to take you more than one sitting! Impressive 2 inches in diameter = long...

Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

In bright fuchsia our flashy My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Tote screams the not so subtle message of this tote.  You just simply can't beet this tote!   Say it while you're at work!  Say it while you're on a picnic!  Say it while...

You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse

$3.99

Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you.  Just.  The way.  You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse is made from an impressive 95% post-consumer material!  Used...

Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap

$3.49

The soap you can slip on... Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap. Mysophobia* got you down? As the good doctor said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it's guaranteed to get your hands...

Roller Notes

$9.99 $4.00

Fun gift for list makers and DIY lovers!  Capture all those brilliant ideas and comments, with a fresh coat of bright pink "paint" with our fun and functional Roller Notes!   Whether it's a reminder or a statement, it's a paint job with a...

125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes

$7.99

Create A Masterpiece From Scratch! Make your notes a little more exciting with our 125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes by Melissa & Doug! If you're writing a note, chances are it's something important, and if it's not important it's probably...

Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

$10.99

The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as the voice she uses to banish you to your room with no supper. If you're wondering what's going on behind...

Milo Corgi Diffuser

$54.99

Hey Corgeous! Amp up your relaxation with our super cute Milo Corgi Diffuser! Just add your own favorite essential oils and enjoy! His cheerful personality is refreshing for your skin and hair! This little pup can humidify a room for a good six to eight...

Rainbow Wine Stopper + Drink Marker Set

$9.99

Our Rainbow Wine Stopper and Drink Marker Set is a sure way to brighten up your party! No only does it let each party-goer mark their wine glass, it also lets you cork your wine with a fun cloud and a rainbow. Bring the Rainbow Wine Stopper &...

Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop

$4.99

Unicorns - their poop don't stink Don't go poo poo-ing the idea of our gifting our Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop! Unicorn poop lovers will enjoy eating this poo emoji shaped gourmet candy! Pink & blue swirl Fruit punch flavored hard candy...

Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos

$4.49 $2.00

Leave your mark. Our Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos are for when you care enough to send more than a duck face selfie. A fun gift for any special occasion that will let you shower your sweetie with kisses from far away.  Or you can send it...

I'm Willing to Risk the Cooties If You Are Plaque

$8.99 $4.00

Our cheeky I'm Willing to Risk the Cooties If You Are Plaque puts the ewww in I love you, and is about to take your flirting skills to an entirely new level. That's the sign of true love...  throwing caution to the wind and willingly swapping...

Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop

$4.99

What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...

2 Carat Cup

$17.99

Put A Ring On It! Here's a great way to start the day - a graceful porcelain mug that adorns you with a sparkling "diamond" ring when you pick it up. Resistance is futile! But wait, here's the BEST part - we've packed the 2 Carat Cup in an elegant...

Berry Ice Pop Flask

$19.99

Our Berry Ice Pop Flask has a juicy secret. It's the coolest place to store your favorite lick'er! That's right kiddos, we hate to be so berry rude (or do we?), but this pop is for adults only! You can’t get this pop from the ice cream...

Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

Cream-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

They're the cream of the crop! A dream-cicle come true, our Cream-Pop Lollipops are designed to look like classic ice-cream pops! They come on a thick wooden pop-sicle stick in six different exciting color and flavor combinations! Strawberry/Vanilla...

Wine Because Adulting Is Hard LOL Bottle Sock

$7.99 $4.00

Because Being A Grown Up Adult Is Really Tough Can you relate to our Wine Because Adulting Is Hard LOL Bottle Sock? Yes? Well of course. No need to explain to us. Because adulting is hard. There's no one to tell you what to do. No one to tell you do...

Little Lover Heart Ringer Infant Bodysuit

$12.99 $5.00

What's red and white and cute all over? Our Little Lover Heart Ringer Infant Bodysuit! Because babies are the embodiment of love and giggles. This adorable retro styled ringer romper is on a mission to dress your little chubby baby to bring out his or...

Mystical Unicorn Spirit Incense Sticks

$9.99 $4.00

If your spirit animal is the legendary unicorn... then it's safe to say that destiny has brought you here! Now you can amplify your positive rainbow filled energy field even more as the gentle smoke from our Mystical Unicorn Spirit Incense Sticks...

Desk Donut Eraser And Pushpin Holder

$9.99

Our mouth watering Desk Donut Eraser + Pin Holder is the stickiest and gooiest eye candy in Cube Town!  This magnificent, pink-frosted, donut eraser that’s “sprinkled” with 50 colorful pins for your corkboard is about to make your...

F*ck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Greatest Day Ever Socks! Our hyper cute and enthusiastically vulgar Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks are offering you perpetual permission to declare any day an anything goes kinda day! How about pizza for lunch?  Would you like another glass of wine?...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt is grape for cooking drinking up a storm! Dinner, shminner. Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! We're convinced... future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork...

Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$9.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing these products out we were totally impressed by how...

I Hate Everyone Too Socks

$10.99

What seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes?   We think our I Hate Everyone Too Socks are just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!     Like an...

Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

Tell Us More About Your Mother's CandySo... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy...

Pusheen Sweets Candy Tin

$3.99

Pop one in after a capusheeno! Nothing is quite as sweet as our Pusheen Sweets Candy Tin! This grey tubby tabby may have started on Facebook, but she wasn't about to let herself be boxed in. (Unless it was a box of her choosing, because really, what cat...

The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure

$9.99

Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress reliever, you can no become the owner of your very own screaming goat! Sh*t just goat serious. Let it goat. Let...

We Go Together Like PB & Jelly LOL Enamel Pin

$7.99

Our adorkable We Go Together Like PB & Jelly LOL Enamel Pin will put on display that you have a relationship that others may be totally jelly of! Of course, at times, things may get a bit bumpy, but the majority of the time things are just about as...

Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop

$3.99

You've been slimed! Our colorful Glitter Swirl Slime Lollipop is delicious, sparkly, gross out fun candy treat! Whether your love of slime originated with You Can't Do That On Television or Ghostbusters, we don't know (gah! we've been slimed!) But what...

I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks

$10.99

Our astronomically fun I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks are leaps and bounds above the rest! This bold yet cheeky pair of socks are the perfect ones to slip on when it's time to throw down or run for chairman of the board. Whether it's a dragon...

This Girl Takes No Sh*t Ankle Socks

$10.99

The only way we'll pussyfoot around Our meow-nificently catty This Girl Takes No Shit Ankle Socks is dripping with sass and cuteness! Featuring a relaxed kitty cat, enjoying a well-deserved ice cream cone waiting for the haters to say something so she...

Wine-O Bottle Bag

$9.99

Our Wine-O Bottle Bag may look like a run-of-the-mill paper bag, but its really made of a super-strong, non-woven fabric thats quilted and insulated to keep the chill in your chardonnay!  Naturally, it's reusable so anytime you need to tote a...

Cupcake Snack Cake Snack Cup

$9.99

Our spill-proof Chill, Baby Cupcake Snack Cake Snack Cup, is the icing on the cake of the fun and fantastic, yet hair-raising, toddler years! Cleverly designed to look like you're stowing away a cupcake in your diaper bag, it's an adorable way to stash...

3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the appearance of a butterfly gently resting on you. Hey,...

I Like Long Romantic Walks To The Fridge Dish Towel

$10.99

Our I Like Long Romantic Walks To The Fridge Dish Towel is sure to hit the spot with foodies from all walks of life, and that's no bologna! Featuring a repetative, colorful mayo jar design reeminiscent of Andy Warhol. It's a fun dishtowel to have hanging...

Fight Like A Girl Socks

$10.99

Fighting Words Socks Before you drop their teeth in, while wearing our cheeky Fight Like a Girl Socks, make sure you reapply your lipstick so you look flawless for that mug shot! Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss, Helen...

Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder

$19.99

Stay committed... to keeping your purse off the dirty floor! Our Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder will allow you to wine and dine, and feel just fine! You'll never have to worry about finding a place to safely place your purse, with this...

Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

Made With Love Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Everyone knows that the best part about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love!  Our Made With Love Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren't eating processed food packaged in a factory, but...

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

$1.99

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself.  This is great advice and should always be worn on your sleeve... unless you can be a unicorn. Be sure to...

Ear Ring Keychain

$3.99

Haven't you heard? You must have, our ears are burning! Our punny Ear Ring Keychain is a simple, clever idea - a jewel-toned silicone ear pierced with a heavy duty split ring. Choose between 4 different fun colors! Cool Blue, Lime Green, Real...