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Yeti Kong Floaty Pen

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Seriously, that crazy mustached plumber is stalking us and completely disregarding the restraining order we have on him.  Nancy and I have been married for years and he just cant get past it.  Hold on, I need to throw some more logs to slow him down.  Don't make me throw another flaming one!

So they dated for a few weeks in college and she dumped him like a bag of bricks, he needs to get over it and leave us alone.  Now Im a paranoid wreck, having to look over my shoulder all the time, calling Nancy while Im at work to make sure everythings okay. 

Relive a video game classic with our revamped Yeti Kong Floaty Pen!  The Yeti slides side to side to make sure that feisty plumber doesnt get any closer while you write in black ink.

Measures 5.25 inches long x .25 inches in diameter.