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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You
In stockIs that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...
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The World is Full of Idiots. Except Us. We Are Awesome Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipIn computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...
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Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon
In stockCongratulations for getting off the couch and helping 🧺 Dripping with sarcasm and nostalgia, our Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon is the...
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You're The Baddest Bitch I Know Friendship Card
In stockA paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...
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Barbie's Measurements Are 39-23-33 Birthday Card
In stockWhat were they thinking?! Life is so much better when you aren't occupied with trying to achieve Barbie's measurements... besides, you will NEVER b...
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Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card
In stockEverything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...
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You Get A Card! Oprah Happy Birthday Card
In stockHappy Birthday, you get a card! You get a card! You get a card! Welcome to the "You Get a Card" birthday bonanza with our Oprah Happy Birthday Card...
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Do No Harm But Take No Sh*t Greeting Card
In stockThe definition of harm can be a little forgiving... Nope, not gonna take bullshit from anyone standing in my way! Our Do No Harm But Take No Shit...
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Taylor Greatest Era Birthday Card
In stockUshering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...
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Stay Positive Encouragement Card
In stockYou're doing AHHHH-MAZING! 🦀 Make them giggle and feel supported with our Stay Positive Greeting Card! Featuring a hilarious illustration of a seag...
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Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipI'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...
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Thank You For Raising Me Right Greeting Card
In stockThis card really packs a lunch! Relive your childhood, and show your appreciation for the folks that packed your lunches, tucked you in at night, a...
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Congrats On Your Brand New Poop Machine! Baby Card
In stockFor shits and baby giggles Because parenthood is a real gas (with lots of wiping ass), our cheeky Poop Machine New Baby Card is just what the stor...
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Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card
In stockSend them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!) While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-...
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Live Long And Prosper Birthday Card
In stockThe most logical and fascinating birthday card in the galaxy! Step into the transporter and beam yourself into the vibrant universe of Star Trek fa...
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Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card
In stockSometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...
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You're An OK Mom Mother's Day Card
In stockTo all the basic moms out there... holla Our unexpectedly funny You’re an Okay Mom Card will score points with some moms out there! Now, if you rec...
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I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Relationship Card
In stockFrom one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...
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Building Blocks Confettigram
In stockIt's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...
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I Love You To Uranus And Back Relationship Card
In stockWhat? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...
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Britney Birthdays Are Toxic Greeting Card
In stockDon't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...
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Your Cat Has Too Much Power Over You Birthday Card
In stockYou let your cat get away with murder... 😼 Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time,...
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You're Pregnant! Greeting Card
In stockIt's a toast to the bun in the oven! Our You're Pregnant Card is a great way to acknowledge that a friend or family member is expecting! The card i...
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The Cure Cat Birthday Card
In stockShow me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...
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