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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit
Last One! In stock, ready to shipLooking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...
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Maybe Give Up Fortune Cookie Congratulations Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipYou can do it! Maybe? Are you tired of all those generic, cheerleader-style cards blabber on about 'go for it' and 'reach for the stars'? Well, hol...
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The Sh*t I Do For You Thank You Card
In stockUgh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...
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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card
In stockIs this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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I Left a Hairball on Your Pillow Cat Birthday Card
In stockThe gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...
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For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card
In stockThis is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...
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Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card
In stockOlly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...
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You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card
In stockThanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...
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I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipGet me my glasses and an ibuprofen... I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the l...
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Let's Have A Little Fun Greeting Card
In stockPuff puff pass, this stuff is A-meow-zing! You've already planned the home bound event and now you just have to give the Let's Have A Little Fun An...
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Happy Challah Days Hanukkah Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipChallah if you knead me Say happy Hanukkah properly with our delicious Happy Challah Days Hanukkah Card. You'll get laughs and smiles when you tell...
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Hippo Hip Hip Hooray Celebration Card
In stockIt's a bird... it's a plane... it's a hippo-party-mus! Featuring a cute floating hippopotamus our adorable Hippo Hip Hip Hooray Card is for any occ...
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Nothing Compares 2 U Valentine's Day Card
In stockIt's been 7 hours and 13 days You can do whatever you waaaaant, and send this card to who ever you choose, but nothing compares, nothing compares 2...
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80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card
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I Hope Your Chin Hairs Don't Grow Back Birthday Card
In stockSo Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐 Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way...
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Your Life Stage In Avocado Birthday Card
In stock🥑 Your Life Stage in Avocado 🥑 Just like the avocado, you've reached a wonderful stage in life where everything seems to have fallen into place. Ce...
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You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card
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Serenity Last F*ck Friendship Card
In stockThrowing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...
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Hey Shawty, it's Sherbet Day Birthday Card
In stockIt's Sherbet Day! Get ready to send a splash of sweetness and a burst of joy straight into someone's day with this scrumptiously adorable Sherbet D...
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Congrats On Your Bundle Of Joy (Who I Will Teach To Swear) Card
In stockIt takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...
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Thank You So Much, You Saved My Ass Greeting Card
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You're How Old? Bitch Please Birthday Card
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Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card
In stockCock-a-dude'll-do As far as visual puns go, our Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card is the tits! You'd have to wake up pretty early in the morning, to p...
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You are Strong, Fearless + Badass, I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Card
In stockYou are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of Y...
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